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    (Original post by Supersaps)
    **** it all.


    Here, I'll do a double.

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    Hurray! Haha you redeemed yourself with that one
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    It's rampant between humans and pigs I've heard
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    Well according to the daily mail Oxbridge students buy the most sex toys (link here).
    To be fair, Oxbridge students probably spend the most on almost everything simply by virtue of having more money to spend than most other students to start with. :-o

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    (Original post by Supersaps)
    To be fair, Oxbridge students probably spend the most on almost everything simply by virtue of having more money to spend than most other students to start with. :-o

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    Even drugs?

    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    omg they should publish those tables yearly

    Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford said: 'We are delighted that
    dreaming spires aren't the only phallic objects getting everyone excited in Cambridge and Oxford!'

    brilliant
    What if these table end up becoming the deciding factor for choosing a uni? I can see a new era emerging early
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    (Original post by Supersaps)
    Intelligent people have sex too. I think you needn't worry.

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    The dirty talk must be ****ing hilarious :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    The dirty talk must be ****ing hilarious :rofl:
    Is there anything wrong with that? :gasp:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Is there anything wrong with that? :gasp:
    I just can't imagine some of them doing it :lol: "Oh, yes darling, that is tickety-boo! Continue what you're doing!" :rofl:
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    (Original post by Athematica)
    But not the insecure badge collectors. They will ask your A Level profile and then, depending on whether it's better or worse than theirs, go home and either cry or masturbate over their stale sticky stack of GCSE certificates.
    Too graphic
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    (Original post by GradeA*UnderA)
    Too graphic
    talking from experience tbh
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I just can't imagine some of them doing it :lol: "Oh, yes darling, that is tickety-boo! Continue what you're doing!" :rofl:
    Better than some other cringe worthy line :laugh:
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    As with any other uni, how much sex one has whilst at Oxford is dependent on the person. Some people have a lot, some people have none, most people fall in somewhere in between :smartass:
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    (Original post by GradeA*UnderA)
    Are you speaking from experience?
    I thought that was most people's experience here. Virgin 'til you're 19-20, then sleep with 98 people in six months and after that only ever sleep with about three.
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    Yeah I've been with a few from Oxford. Don't worry about it though OP. With your looks you'll have guys catfighting for you
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    I thought that was most people's experience here. Virgin 'til you're 19-20, then sleep with 98 people in six months and after that only ever sleep with about three.
    Me and my fleshlight will make it through with each other.
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    (Original post by GradeA*UnderA)
    Me and my fleshlight will make it through with each other.
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    That was the weirdest **** ever
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I just can't imagine some of them doing it :lol: "Oh, yes darling, that is tickety-boo! Continue what you're doing!" :rofl:
    Omg :rofl:
 
 
 
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