i'm 24 and tired of being a virgin. What should I get surgery on? (MALE ONLY)

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    (Original post by Truth')
    You better be joking because I am
    Oh thank goodness you're joking, I was getting worried :s
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    How about a penisnose like Pinnochio?

    The amount of curiosity shags you'd get would be insane.

    Girl: "are you single?"
    You: "I got no strings"
    BOOM...sex

    Seriously though just go to a brothel, everyone i know did bar a small handful of serial shaggers.
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    (Original post by r4dly)
    How about a penisnose like Pinnochio?

    The amount of curiosiy shags you'd get would be insane.

    Girl: "are you single?"
    You: "I got no strings"
    BOOM...sex
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md...ifxzo1_250.gif
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    Yup
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    If your parents are willing to pay for your plastic surgery, then maybe there is a problem to fix.
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    You have a problem that won't be fixed by plastic surgery, my friend.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm a 24-year-old virgin male. My parents are willing to pay for plastic surgery so I want to know what I should alter about my physiognomy.

    Male only because girls will say ******** like * get more confident* and nonsense like that (as if that makes a difference)
    I would say work on confidence but if you want surgery then go for cheekbones and maybe jawline to make it more chiselled think henry Cavill or tom Hiddleston
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    You should get more confident.
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    Nobody can give you information as nobody has seen you in real life. Pictures won't do it either, there's a huge difference between seeing someone talk, his body language, his movements irl and a picture.

    So yeah, nobody's going to be of much help to you.

    EDIT: Plastic surgery sounds stupid unless you've a deformity.
 
 
 
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