"Your dick is too big!"

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    wow lucky i have the opposite problem
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    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...0#post67662100

    help me
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    (Original post by wantitbigger)
    wow lucky i have the opposite problem
    I wouldn't call it "lucky" as all the girls I've been with have complained.
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    Too long goes too deep which hits the cervix which hurts. Too wide is too much of a stretch and hurts. Some women might be into it but generally women want sex to be enjoyable and pain free.
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    (Original post by BKS)
    Too long goes too deep which hits the cervix which hurts. Too wide is too much of a stretch and hurts. Some women might be into it but generally women want sex to be enjoyable and pain free.
    So I'm basically ****ed...
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    My my so many dick threads. when i made a thread about my penis, i was banned straight away. through, tbf, it was a dup account.
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    (Original post by 123moon)
    Lool yeah maybe it just depends on the girls and their own personal experiences when it comes down to sex and what they are use too.
    Well it's annoying having girls tell you it's "too big"... it's also a turn off.
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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    So people actually bother measuring it?
    Of course: it helps people rationalise the concept of infinity.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    I'd ditch her for not using your/you're correctly.
    bish stole my joke :cry:
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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    I wouldn't call it "lucky" as all the girls I've been with have complained.
    It doesnt matter mate. Just dont go too deep and practise and after time you'll be a pro. There's a reason pornstars have big dicks
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    bish stole my joke :cry:
    Too bad. But here's a rep to cheer you up
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    OP you seriously have to give a measurement here to get an accurate response.

    For example I always presumed mine was average if not slightly smaller than average. I then started having instances where size was an issue for the odd girl, comments and compliments in the bedroom and finally one girl shouting out at a pre-drinking session that she heard I had a big dick.

    While it's hardly massive or huge, both in times of girth and length, after doing some fairly easy to do research online I found out I am larger than normal, although only by just over an inch or two (depending on the study you look at).
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Too bad. But here's a rep to cheer you up
    dat shizzle isn't good enough to improve my emotional state
    1st u steal my 100th posts (EVERY FRIKIN 1)Then u steal my reps/post ideas
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    nah i can't make another point ure too awesome :cry2:
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    (Original post by DanB1991)
    OP you seriously have to give a measurement here to get an accurate response.
    Guess I'll have to measure it someday.

    (Original post by DanB1991)
    finally one girl shouting out at a pre-drinking session that she heard I had a big dick.

    Haha! That has happened to me too. It was New Year's 2 years ago and my ex shouted out in front of 40-odd people: "(my name) has a huge dick".
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    You sure she wasnt talking about your salamence elite 4 drake
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    dat shizzle isn't good enough to improve my emotional state
    1st u steal my 100th posts (EVERY FRIKIN 1)Then u steal my reps/post ideas
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    nah i can't make another point ure too awesome :cry2:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Awww :hugs:
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    im so tired and moody and dedded
    im going to bedded
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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    Haha! That has happened to me too. It was New Year's 2 years ago and my ex shouted out in front of 40-odd people: "(my name) has a huge dick".
    Mine was at a pre-drinks during my third year of uni where I'd only met about 1/4 to 1/3 of the people due to most being first or second years. All of a sudden a drunk acquaintance shouted, during 'I have never', "Ohhhh I heard from (insert mutual friend) that you have a massive dick!".

    Room wen't completely silent, I went bright red, the guy next to me nodded his head, said respect and gave me a Budweiser.... still the room went dead silent with everyone looking at the acquaintance and myself. No-one sure what to say, while my mates are having a giggling fit in the kitchen next door.

    Not boasting but I wish it happened more often, lets just say I made quite a few new friends over the next few weeks due to that :lol:
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    Are girls actually turned off by large penises?
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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    Are girls actually turned off by large penises?
    Depends how large. Being slightly longer with slightly more girth than usual is perfectly fine, if not preferable. It's when it gets too large issues start. Even then the response from my mates who are girls (and gay guys I suppose) goes from, "It was great but I couldn't handle it all the time" to "Get that gigantic thing away from me!".

    I would say if you're under 8 inches without being too wide you'll be fine.
 
 
 
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