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    I'm a K9 kinda boi :run:
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Official-er Response: From the Desk of the Chairman of the Department for Homemeow Security

    Dear Minister,

    I have been instructed to write to you by the Prime Minister. It concerns your recent threat of economic sanctions against our People.

    This is unsatisfactory and as such, we have decided to revoke our agreement to the '1994 Feline-Canine Armistice Agreement' in the interests of protecting our People. We will no longer be engaging in cordial communication with you. Madam Onion has requested a cease in communications as we ready our many furry felines to take their place on the borders.

    Our allies, the United Federation of Felinia, Catily, Austreow and Luxempurr have agreed to honour their agreement to protect us at all costs.

    You have made a grave mistake today, Minister.

    With regards of a nature which cannot be defined,
    Chairman Meow, Homemeow Security.
    Chairman of M-eow 5 and M-eow 6
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    Because dogs ate all the cheesburgers?
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    Guinea pigs get even less :emo:

    #GuineaPigLivesMatter
    #AllLivesMatter
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Official-er Response: From the Desk of the Chairman of the Department for Homemeow Security

    Dear Minister,

    I have been instructed to write to you by the Prime Minister. It concerns your recent threat of economic sanctions against our People.

    This is unsatisfactory and as such, we have decided to revoke our agreement to the '1994 Feline-Canine Armistice Agreement' in the interests of protecting our People. We will no longer be engaging in cordial communication with you. Madam Onion has requested a cease in communications as we ready our many furry felines to take their place on the borders.

    Our allies, the United Federation of Felinia, Catily, Austreow and Luxempurr have agreed to honour their agreement to protect us at all costs.

    You have made a grave mistake today, Minister.

    With regards of a nature which cannot be defined,
    Chairman Meow, Homemeow Security.
    Most indisputably formal response from the Regent of the Plagine Court:

    We regret to inform you that, as representatives of the Canine Alliance of the World (COW), we shall not let ourselves be intimidated by your feeble threats. We would like to take this opportunity to remind our neighbours that as agreed by COW's 2013 Wariness of other Felines (WOOF) initiative, the Plagine Court has been investing heavily in defensive technology such as distractory laser pointers, strategic scratching posts and chemical warfare in the form of weaponised catnip. We do not acknowledge you as a threat.

    The Plagine Court is dedicated to its policy of non-aggression so we have no intention of retaliating to your aggressive gesticulation with violence and hope that our neighbours will be able to accept their innate inferiority so that trade can resume as soon as possible.

    With regards of a highly disatisfied nature,

    The Lord Tripe, Regent of the Plagine Court
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    ^ We have a pet budgie. It's like looking after a two year old, especially when he's with his friend. Getting him to sleep is really hard when that happens. Cleaning their cage is super hard as he won't let you just take his home away, so he squawks at you until you bring it back

    Personally I quite like the parrot family tbh. Cocakatoos are just funny. Our budgie likes showing off, when he "gets" something, but is wary otherwise lol!

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    (Original post by Plagioclase)
    Most indisputably formal response from the Regent of the Plagine Court:

    We regret to inform you that, as representatives of the Canine Alliance of the World (COW), we shall not let ourselves be intimidated by your feeble threats. We would like to take this opportunity to remind our neighbours that as agreed by COW's 2013 Wariness of other Felines (WOOF) initiative, the Plagine Court has been investing heavily in defensive technology such as distractory laser pointers, strategic scratching posts and chemical warfare in the form of weaponised catnip. We do not acknowledge you as a threat.

    The Plagine Court is dedicated to its policy of non-aggression so we have no intention of retaliating to your aggressive gesticulation with violence and hope that our neighbours will be able to accept their innate inferiority so that trade can resume as soon as possible.

    With regards of a highly disatisfied nature,

    The Lord Tripe, Regent of the Plagine Court
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    here boy

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    (Original post by UWS)
    Because more people like pussies
    And less people like *****es :emo:
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    (Original post by iethan)
    text message from onion:

    Here boy

    BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL ball
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    ^ That, ladies and gentlemen… is why cats always win.

    -end of story-
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    And less people like *****es :emo:

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    Cos cats are better????
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    because tsr are dumb
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    I'm a K9 kinda boi :run:
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    Outdoor, but friendly cats are great. A well trained dog is better.
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    Because people with dogs are out playing with them. Not sitting in their dark room surrounding by their cats. Because dog people know dogs are awesome, while cat people know cats are annoying so they must big up cats all the time to validate being on the dark side.
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    The awkward moment when you prefer rodents :cry2:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    The awkward moment when you prefer rodents :cry2:
    well that is quite awkward)
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    How about a compromise and all pets get equal love?
 
 
 
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