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    (Original post by RDKGames)
    That's classified. If I reveal too much I'm afraid my pull game can be compromised.
    that was the exact response i was expecting=))))))))))))))))
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    pro tip: only betas eat scrambled egg, alphas have two fried eggs in a smiley face template
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    (Original post by AccessToUni25)
    Follow dese steps:

    1. Mix 3g phenibut with some water and cordial
    2. Drink it you idiot
    3. Neck a Redbull or if you have good taste, a Monster
    4. Wait 1-4 hours
    5. Become a social God
    6. Arrange a night out and proceed to get drunk from one or two shots
    7. Smash a girl you met on said night out
    8. Wake up feeling calm and euphoric

    Side note: Don't do this more than twice a week

    Das it mane
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    but who was relapse?
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    Instructions weren't clear enough. Ended up passed out in a fridge.
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    Lol just be self-assured in yourself & don't let others dictate your self-esteem, don't be afraid to fail, be willing to learn from previous experience & be determined to succeed. These are fundamental characteristics of an alpha.
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    (Original post by AccessToUni25)
    pro tip: only betas eat scrambled egg, alphas have two fried eggs in a smiley face template
    What if the only way you can have egg is if it's baked in cake? (True story)
 
 
 
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