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    (Original post by AlexLawrence1453)
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    Vaginas are self cleaning, dicks aren't. Vaginas don't shoot a load of semen out or have smegma under the foreskin.
    Some can look really pretty.
    But you don't see me going around like a ten year old saying eww penises are disgusting.
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    (Original post by iThrow)
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    Because most vaginas actually look like that :rolleyes:
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    Your cocks probably look like three week old carrots anyway
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    No it's not. Grow up.
    ^Females, eh.

    They spend most of their time whinging about how men chase the vagina, but once a man expresses a dislike to the vagina, once that little bit of power that the female holds is gone, they ain't having none of it.
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    ^Females, eh.

    They spend most of their time whinging about how men chase the vagina, but once a man expresses a dislike to the vagina, once that little bit of power that the female holds is gone, they ain't having none of it.
    Oh look another misogynist on the student room.
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    Vaginas are self cleaning, dicks aren't. Vaginas don't shoot a load of semen out or have smegma under the foreskin.
    Some can look really pretty.
    But you don't see me going around like a ten year old saying eww penises are disgusting.
    I was only joking...
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    Some vaginas are really nice
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    Side note: dicks are self cleansing. Smegma is Greek for soap. It's an anti-bacterial disinfectant for the glans. Plus, I know for a fact that shooting *** isn't gross to most women. All penises are pretty ugly though. They're not there to look good, they're there to shoot like an M24 and impregnate.
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    I'll give it to you, though, some penises can be hot, just I wouldn't say pretty ever
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    http://celebfresh.co.uk/images_cf/52...m-baguette.jpg


    actual truth right there
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    (Original post by I'm Gay)
    Going to have to second that.
    Heeeey. That's pretty good.
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    Hey, if we can't joke about our body parts looking funny in a calm manner then what's there to joke about?
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    /s
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    Because most vaginas actually look like that :rolleyes:
    dont get me wrong, i love kebabs
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    Your cocks probably look like three week old carrots anyway
    Hey! It's more long mushroom with a really wide base
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    Vaginas are self cleaning, dicks aren't. Vaginas don't shoot a load of semen out or have smegma under the foreskin.
    Some can look really pretty.
    But you don't see me going around like a ten year old saying eww penises are disgusting.
    Blerghhh, just to be clear: if you wash everyday you'll never get smegma under your foreskin. Never saw it in my life. Women can get it too btw.

    Not sure that Alex is right (if it's cleansing or not) but I do know smegma is mostly disgusting **** (dead skin cells, oil, etc)
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    (Original post by AlexLawrence1453)
    I was only joking...
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    Some vaginas are really nice
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    Side note: dicks are self cleansing. Smegma is Greek for soap. It's an anti-bacterial disinfectant for the glans. Plus, I know for a fact that shooting *** isn't gross to most women. All penises are pretty ugly though. They're not there to look good, they're there to shoot like an M24 and impregnate.
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    I'll give it to you, though, some penises can be hot, just I wouldn't say pretty ever
    Links to it being self cleaning, the internet says otherwise.
    I don't find it disgusting, I was highlighting how the penis has fluids coming out just like the vagina.
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    Oh look another misogynist on the student room.
    If you say so, lovely.

    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by RainbowMan)
    Blerghhh, just to be clear: if you wash everyday you'll never get smegma under your foreskin. Never saw it in my life. Women can get it too btw.

    Not sure that Alex is right (if it's cleansing or not) but I do know smegma is mostly disgusting **** (dead skin cells, oil, etc)
    I may have actually been wrong about smegma being a disinfectant. I read that on an anti-circumcision website so it might be wrong. Researching now.

    EDIT: It's apparently quite hotly disputed whether it's really anti-bacterial, so I'll leave that to medical professionals to decide.

    There's actually a really big part of the gay community that enjoy smegma.
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    (Original post by AlexLawrence1453)
    I'm fairly sure

    There's actually a really big part of the gay community that enjoy smegma.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/1mXkH6EeAEq1q/giphy.gif
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    (Original post by MagnetoWasRight)
    http://celebfresh.co.uk/images_cf/52...m-baguette.jpg


    actual truth right there
    That's obviously just your experience. Not that there's anything wrong with outie labia, if that's what you're trying to say by using those photos.
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    If you say so, lovely.

    :rolleyes:
    I do dear
 
 
 
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