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I'm not a doctor and have no plans to be one, but most women would prefer a guy on a decent income who spends time with her, makes life or death decisions every day and saves the lives of cute babies over a fatass who is always away, probably addicted to adderall and is using hookers
I'm a guy, hence "Grindr" :rofl:

Lol I'm Indian. Loads of family members are doctors and in it just for money :lol:
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I'm a guy, hence "Grindr" :rofl:
That's cool, I'm not prejudiced

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Lol I'm Indian. Loads of family members are doctors and in it just for money :lol:
I agree loads of doctors are in it for the money and status, but also women especially enjoy the narrative, it's not just the money.
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Ha ha my daughter met one on Tinder, her first and last Tinder date. Boring as hell, nothing in common, bit tight and didn't look anything like his picture.

He was keen though.

As a student HCP, her ultimate win would most certainly be a medicine student! I mean, can you honestly say you don't fancy Consultant Rhys on 24 hours in A&E?
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Ha ha my daughter met one on Tinder, her first and last Tinder date. Boring as hell, nothing in common, bit tight and didn't look anything like his picture.

He was keen though.

As a student HCP, her ultimate win would most certainly be a medicine student! I mean, can you honestly say you don't fancy Consultant Rhys on 24 hours in A&E?
So your daughter is in medicine to find a doctor husband? Glad I'm gay lol..

That guy is a strong 5/10 sorry
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(Original post by MemeworksStudios)
That's cool, I'm not prejudiced

I agree loads of doctors are in it for the money and status, but also women especially enjoy the narrative, it's not just the money.
I have a lot of medical work experience I needed for my application as well as family who are doctors, trust me they are not saints lol.
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You do realise most IBers don't actually look like Bale in American Psycho, right?
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What kind of question is this? Investment bankers work 17 hour days so they never have time for relationships.
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RainbowMan who wants to date a murderer anyway lol :rofl:


[QUOTE=samantham999;67892176]What kind of question is this? Investment bankers work 17 hour days so they never have time for relationships, esp soft ass doctors
maybe stay in your field?[/QUOT

Do you think it is likely the ucl could be in adjustment in 2017 for courses such as Economics
economics and statistics
statistics, economics and finance
statistics, economics with a language

My A levels are pretty rubbish rn, I am resitting a year to fix up and obviously I dont have the predictions to apply directly

thoughts?
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samantham999 ^

Lol, gtfo. You self admittedly have rubbish A levels, can barely use grammar, and need to ask if UCL has Adjustment places, what a joke :rofl:

Stay in your field - oh wait, you don't have one. :hahaha: What planet are you living on where your "field" is IB?
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RainbowMan who wants to date a murderer anyway lol :rofl:


I said *looks* like Bale in AS, not has the personality of Bateman.

Also, I don't think it's certain that Bateman actually killed these people. He may have imagined it. W/e.
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I'm a luxury asset resale agent and know bankers we last met for a drink about 2 months ago that how big our workloads are I can understand why people wouldn't date us and how come the bankers i know are having ONS and using escorts/prostitutes a lot of the time
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I'm a luxury asset resale agent and know bankers we last met for a drink about 2 months ago that how big our workloads are I can understand why people wouldn't date us and how come the bankers i know are having ONS and using escorts/prostitutes a lot of the time
If you're so busy, why are you on TSR ?
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I know a gay Eastern European one who is now a quant/technology role (not sure what he is doing now) at one of the most famous hedge funds in London - they're notorious for making huge trades on equities market in milliseconds using sophisticated computer algorithms (not even humans).
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If you're so busy, why are you on TSR ?
I don't work evenings
1. the office block has a closing time for cleaning/maintenance
2. I haven't got any international clients who I need to talk to at the moment
3. I am waiting on imported stock deliveries so sales are rather sluggish other than furnace stock and a few pieces to take to London
4. I'm treating myself to a few glasses of pappy van winkle and this place is funny when you drink the same cost of bourbon in an evening that most people here make in a week
5. my acid refinery has taken over my balcony so no hot tub tonight
and finally I like the social aspect I don't find anywhere else these days without need to wine and dine a date or find friends who can afford to pull a sick day so we can party and go clubbing
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I'm starting graduate medicine in London next year so it's not about the money. Before that I am also living in London. I don't want a male doctor on my course. I want to date a banker they're hot :sexface:

Where do I meet one if I'm not a banker? There must be some gay ones, I can't find any on Grindr and I don't want an ONS but a proper, dominant bf.

Is going to one of the bars where gold digger chicks hang out good?
Why? You'd never see them for love nor money because of the 19 hour working hours.
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samantham999 ^

Lol, gtfo. You self admittedly have rubbish A levels, can barely use grammar, and need to ask if UCL has Adjustment places, what a joke :rofl:

Stay in your field - oh wait, you don't have one. :hahaha: What planet are you living on where your "field" is IB?
Yeah my a level grades were **** because my dad passed away in May before my a level exams
I emailed UCL and they have an exceptional circumstances policy which I am under, it is written in my references
I was only stating how most investment bankers are pretty busy and they work very very long hours so finding someone in your own field may help you get a better relationship? I'm sure you could find a hot junior doctor lool
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Generally speaking from people I know, if you say 'I want to date a banker' it sets off alarm bells and makes them run. Be with the person because you love them, not because they're a banker.

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So your daughter is in medicine to find a doctor husband? Glad I'm gay lol..

That guy is a strong 5/10 sorry
I didn't say that did I ? It was a lighthearted response to your post. Anyway I hope you find your investment banker and he has no sense of humour like you.

Guess your parents choose your future profession for you?
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I didn't say that did I ? It was a lighthearted response to your post. Anyway I hope you find your investment banker and he has no sense of humour like you.

Guess your parents choose your future profession for you?
I was obviously joking back :rofl: Strong projection.

My parents "chose" my profession and hence graduate degree (you do know what this is right? It's a degree you do after your first one) just because I'm Indian? Try harder. :rofl:
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I'm a luxury asset resale agent and know bankers we last met for a drink about 2 months ago that how big our workloads are I can understand why people wouldn't date us and how come the bankers i know are having ONS and using escorts/prostitutes a lot of the time
Lol, is this in London?

There were rumors of one of the consultants at a big hospital I did experience at seeing women in a nearby hotel.. :ninja:
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