Dumbest thing someone has said to you?

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    when an AMERICAN tried telling me - a Brit and Londoner - that Liverpool was in London.
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    (Original post by RossB1702)
    It's more of a conversational starter. It's less forward than going up to someone and saying "you got a haircut". It's obvious you got a haircut and this is the reason me including say this to people.


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    "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MATE IT JUST FELL OUT WHILST I WAS SLEEPING" is my usual *****sh response. I then walk away :rofl:
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    When a Chinese guy asked me if I speak British
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    (Original post by MuhammadDarcy)
    When a Chinese guy asked me if I speak British


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    Do you tho
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    (Original post by RainbowMan)
    Do you tho
    What do you think
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    (Original post by MuhammadDarcy)
    What do you think


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    I don't speak British so I don't know.
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    I was working security at an event the other day and after it had ended one women wandered over to my exit gate wanting to leave. It was shut, said emergency exit only and had black material covering the gate to make it obvious you weren't meant to normally go through.

    So she walks over and says "Can I go through here?" to which I tell her no, it is reserved for emergency exit only... She responds "oh my God, why even have a gate???".

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    me and my friends went nando's and she told the worker she is thinking of getting half chicken but didn't know how big it was to she asked 'how big is the other half of the chicken?'
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    I was working security at an event the other day and after it had ended one women wandered over to my exit gate wanting to leave. It was shut, said emergency exit only and had black material covering the gate to make it obvious you weren't meant to normally go through.

    So she walks over and says "Can I go through here?" to which I tell her no, it is reserved for emergency exit only... She responds "oh my God, why even have a gate???".

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    Lmao


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    "Does anyone know the number for the fire brigade?"

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    "Is Africa in Kenya?"
    "If the North Pole is really cold, then is the South Pole really hot?"
    "Who invented the orange?" (srs)
    "I miss Ready Steady Cook. Lenny Henry was my favourite"
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    "Is Cambridge the capital city of London?"
    "Let's go from meest to lowst" - this is meant to be most to lowest btw
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    Me to a friend: Are you quite left wing then?
    Friend: I'm a Marxist.
    Me: Why?
    Friend: Marxism stops racism.
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    But if your Dad's white, then why are you-eyes me up and down-erm....brown?

    Was asked by an adult. Times like those, I just wish the universe would delete itself. :rolleyes:
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    On an airplane

    "Wow, its really stuffy in here"
    Goes to open windows

    "Why the hell don't the windows open?"
    Tries to force windows open.

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    Why didn't they just phone for help at the BATTLE OF BOSWORTH?

    Was Jesus a member of the Labour Party?

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    Asked me why I was so keen on learning about Python. Little did I know she was talking of the snake whilst I was talking of the programming language.
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    On this Facebook video, someone was saying,

    "We should respect and look after the Earth because soon it's going to be 2017 years old"
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    "Does ice cream need to be digested?" ~ My dad.

    "Is the sun a planet?" ~ My dad.

    "Is the sun only bright because it reflects light off stars?" ~ My dad.
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    (Original post by honour)
    On this Facebook video, someone was saying,

    "We should respect and look after the Earth because soon it's going to be 2017 years old"
    Oh God...


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