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What would you do if you saw a Killer Clown?

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Assuming you mean "killer clown" as in the new fad instead of a literal serial killer, running would be a waste of time as its just socially retarded people standing around pretending to be a threat when they're not, in which case punching them in the face would be the most prudent course of action as it would teach them that being a ******* has consequences.

If it was the latter, then sure running sounds pretty good
Original post by frankielogue
there was one in grove park and one by shenley academy yikes


In Harborne?
Reply 22
I'm buying a clown costume next week. I'm going to stand outside the Crown Court and scare all of the witnesses.
Original post by TheGreatPumpkin
In Harborne?


yeye
Clown Hunters, unite! :fuhrer::mob:
Original post by saraxh
Run


now i have the "run" vine tune stuck in my head. thanks:colondollar:
Reply 26
If one jumps out on me I will probably slap it in the face


Also I am terrified for halloween
Sit him down, talk to him, become friends, ask help for my FM A level homework, and maybe marry his sister :h:
ask for a million pounds and then invite him/her over for tea/coffee/water/juice
Laugh. Clowns are funny
Give it a load of PCP, make it more ***ked up.
I saw one get on a bus the other day... luckily not my bus though!
take a selfie with it*

:ahee:*
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Thanks to the advice I've read on this site, I'd beat it up, kill it, or insult it's cultural heritage or political views.
I would expose myself and start masturbating furiously until the clown ran away.
Have a panic attack

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