Is being dead bad for you?

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    Hey, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

    EDIT: Oh wait...
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    once you have died you are able to apply for reincarnation. you need a firm and an insurance choice. whether your application is successful depends on how many UCAS* points you have amassed during the current lifetime.
    If there are too many applicants for the available reincarnation hosts then you will be offered one from Clearing.
    please be aware that babies of Hollywood celebrities are always hugely oversubscribed.*



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    Well people choose death over life so can't be bad!
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    Death = No study
    No study = Fail
    Fail = No job
    No job = No house
    No house = Homeless
    Homeless = Depression
    Depression = Sickness
    Sickness = Death

    Moral of the story: Don't die
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    Well if you are dead you no longer exist.So no its not bad.Its just nothing.
 
 
 
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