Breaking news: ISIS town of Dabiq falls to Turkish troops

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    There's a story today about an SAS solider killed an ISIS fighter with an axe to free scores of sex slaves. Headline:

    SAS hero kills ISIS fighter with an axe while freeing sex slaves as soldiers are reduced to tears by images of the torture girls are being put through
    SAS soldier killed an ISIS fighter with an axe while freeing enslaved girls
    Girls said to have been rounded up and forced to marry ISIS terrorists
    The girls were tortured and raped when they refused to wed the men
    Freed after covert operation by US and British forces who wept when they saw images of the torture they suffered


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-through.html

    However the poor little soul didn't get a fair trial before he was killed by the imperialist so Jeremy Corbyn is probably raging and calling it a "travesty".

    But seriously though, keep up the good work boys and may the Stop The War Coalition and their ilk go do one and continue to be an irrelevance.
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    (Original post by KimKallstrom)
    There's a story today about an SAS solider killed an ISIS fighter with an axe to free scores of sex slaves. Headline:

    SAS hero kills ISIS fighter with an axe while freeing sex slaves as soldiers are reduced to tears by images of the torture girls are being put through
    SAS soldier killed an ISIS fighter with an axe while freeing enslaved girls
    Girls said to have been rounded up and forced to marry ISIS terrorists
    The girls were tortured and raped when they refused to wed the men
    Freed after covert operation by US and British forces who wept when they saw images of the torture they suffered


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-through.html

    However the poor little soul didn't get a fair trial before he was killed by the imperialist so Jeremy Corbyn is probably raging and calling it a "travesty".

    But seriously though, keep up the good work boys and may the Stop The War Coalition and their ilk go do one and continue to be an irrelevance.
    this cheered me up no end !

    this is also heart-warming: http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...te-terror-Iraq
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    (Original post by AlexanderHam)
    Turkey is essentially the successor of the Byzantine Empire.
    since when?
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    Excellent news! :woo:

    Lmao how embarrassing for ISIS given that their magazine is called Dabiq, I wonder if they'll rename it :lol:
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    Dabiq is also the name of their a magazine so the next editions going to be kind of awkward considering that Dabiq is no longer theirs
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    Excellent news
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    Excellent news! :woo:

    Lmao how embarrassing for ISIS given that their magazine is called Dabiq, I wonder if they'll rename it :lol:
    (Original post by Ladbants)
    Dabiq is also the name of their a magazine so the next editions going to be kind of awkward considering that Dabiq is no longer theirs
    There's a fairly well known quote from their original founder about burning the "crusader armies" in Dabiq. So they might keep the name for that reason.
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    Could this not egg them on even more? I mean they might think they will take it eventually.. Oh and they're waiting until there's only 1000 Jihadis I think too
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    (Original post by The_Internet)
    Could this not egg them on even more? I mean they might think they will take it eventually.. Oh and they're waiting until there's only 1000 Jihadis I think too
    Yeah we wouldn't want to upset the people already hell bent on killing everyone in their way now would we :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    this cheered me up no end !

    this is also heart-warming: http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...te-terror-Iraq
    Excellent news! :borat:
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    (Original post by KimKallstrom)
    Yeah we wouldn't want to upset the people already hell bent on killing everyone in their way now would we :rolleyes:
    It was meant as a genuine question.....
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    (Original post by the bear)
    this cheered me up no end !

    this is also heart-warming: http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...te-terror-Iraq
    Aged 27 with 15 years of experience?
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    (Original post by JohnGreek)
    Aged 27 with 15 years of experience?
    ermm 1 year of SAS experience = 3 years of ordinary soldier experience :yep: *
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    (Original post by Ladbants)
    Dabiq is also the name of their a magazine so the next editions going to be kind of awkward considering that Dabiq is no longer theirs
    Suggestions for new Daesh magazine title:

    Hella

    Goodbye

    Country Death

    Stiff

    Mangling Times


    *please continue...*
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Suggestions for new Daesh magazine title:

    Hella

    Goodbye

    Country Death


    *please continue...*
    Dafuq just happened?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Suggestions for new Daesh magazine title:

    Hella

    Goodbye

    Country Death

    *please continue...*
    The new name should be WASWAS

    (from that joke, "What do you call a dead member of ISIS? WASWAS")
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    (Original post by simon_g)
    since when?
    Are you joking? Since 1453. :lol:
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    (Original post by AlexanderHam)
    The new name should be WASWAS

    (from that joke, "What do you call a dead member of ISIS? WASWAS")
    :five:

    keep 'em coming ...
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    (Original post by the bear)
    :five:

    keep 'em coming ...
    Q: What sport will ISIS members be practicing during the upcoming liberation of Mosul?

    A: The 100 meter Daesh
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Are you joking? Since 1453. :lol:
    People need to start realising that taking over a city =/= continuing the religious or cultural legacy of something
 
 
 
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