That's it from tomorrow I am going to stop masturbating forever.

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    (Original post by Illuminatus999)
    I have been masturbating since 12.
    But I am tired of it.
    I feel it's like a drug that controls me.
    From tomorrow I am stopping it for all eternity.
    I'll do one in your honour later on.
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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    Yeah, I'm ok, just have vivid imagination of what people who do the opposite of what they say they would do, would be doing... (which is the opposite of what they said they wouldn't do.)
    I have a wild imagination too! :five:

    it is indeed the opposite of what they say they would do and what they say they wouldn't do!
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    I haven't for a week
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    I have a wild imagination too! :five:

    it is indeed the opposite of what they say they would do and what they say they wouldn't do!
    Yeppp #reversepsychology xD
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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    Yeppp #reversepsychology xD
    More like #reversepsychologyreversed
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    More like #reversepsychologyreversed
    They try to trick the psychological system but it only backfires #whenlifegetstoughitusuallybecom estougher xD
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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    They try to trick the psychological system but it only backfires #whenlifegetstoughitusuallybecom estougher xD
    Yeah, the psychological system psychologically makes them a psychopathic psycho #Notallpsycho'swearcapes
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    Good luck mate. Don't let it control your life.
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Yeah, the psychological system psychologically makes them a psychopathic psycho #Notallpsycho'swearcapes
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjhOhH-V3E

    XD
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    Oh, lord, how tranquil XD
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    I stopped masturbating for a while. Then I discovered bestgore.com
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Oh, lord, how tranquil XD
    Classic movie, explains situation perfectly :P
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    Good luck :nothing:
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    I'll do one in your honour later on.
    ZOMG you animal :rofl:
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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    Classic movie, explains situation perfectly :P
    Haha, so he goes in the shower and just before he begins to masturbate, someone comes and stabs him? :rofl: XD
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Haha, so he goes in the shower and just before he begins to masturbate, someone comes and stabs him? :rofl: XD
    No No No, you got it all wrong, he stabs himself because he broke a promise he made on a thread on TSR xDDDD
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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    No No No, you got it all wrong, he stabs himself because he broke a promise he made on a thread on TSR xDDDD
    Oh, hahaha, I'm sorry XD looool :P
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    (Original post by Lost Her Way)
    ZOMG you animal :rofl:
    :sexface:
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    I haven't for a week
    Again you are a women, it's different.
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    It's your loss.

    I do love the 'from tomorrow' bit though. It says a lot about how much you want to do it and your chances of success.
 
 
 
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