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1. What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sin the Tan Cos your 1/4 / 360 and still in the 90's

What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sign the Tan (Transaction Authentication Number) cause your 4 / 360 and = 90

Autistic sense of humor, I am not great at jokes.
2. What's your sine girl? It must be pi/2 cos you're the one.
3. maths jokes hmmm:

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4. (Original post by AceMaths2.0)
Sad geeks ****s
Nice username
5. (Original post by dr_sepheroth)
What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sin the Tan Cos your 1/4 / 360 and still in the 90's

What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sign the Tan (Transaction Authentication Number) cause your 4 / 360 and = 90

Autistic sense of humor, I am not great at jokes.
6. (Original post by AceMaths2.0)
Anyone associated with maths shud be killed to death
how can one be "killed to death"??
7. What's round and tasty?

2 pi(es) r!
8. you simply take 100 packs of hypodermic needles and stab your victim with one needle at a time till they die.

You are killing me (the pain) yea but your dead now so it don't matter.

Killed to death.
9. (Original post by IrrationalRoot)

If anyone gets this I'll be mega impressed.
Something to do with the chance of something shiny? Can't work out the relevance of the RHS at all!
10. (Original post by Pangol)
Something to do with the chance of something shiny? Can't work out the relevance of the RHS at all!
If you just type in 'chance of a shiny' into google you'll find out.
But yeah just knowing maths isn't sufficient to get the joke.
11. Hey, you’re 1/cos(c)
12. Why did the maths nerd go to Ibiza?

So that they could get a sin/cos .
13. I watched a film that was rated 3.14 stars out of 5...
... It was pi-rated
14. I felt a bit queasy whilst doing maths at lunch time.
I wondered why, and I suspect the answer is .
15. (Original post by joostan)
I felt a bit queasy whilst doing maths at lunch time.
I wondered why, and I suspect the answer is .
Do you own the copyrights of this joke?
16. (Original post by Naruke)
Do you own the copyrights of this joke?
Sadly no, I don't remember the exact wording, but credits must go to Nigel Peake for my hearing of the joke.
17. my current draft of my linear algebra assignment
18. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find a vector orthogonal to the chicken and the road.
19. (Original post by joostan)
Sadly no, I don't remember the exact wording, but credits must go to Nigel Peake for my hearing of the joke.
Hahaha, he's such a lad, isn't he? Did he do V&M for you as well?
20. (Original post by Zacken)
Hahaha, he's such a lad, isn't he? Did he do V&M for you as well?
Yes he did

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