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    What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sin the Tan Cos your 1/4 / 360 and still in the 90's

    What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sign the Tan (Transaction Authentication Number) cause your 4 / 360 and = 90

    Autistic sense of humor, I am not great at jokes.
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    What's your sine girl? It must be pi/2 cos you're the one.
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    maths jokes hmmm:

    Maths
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    (Original post by AceMaths2.0)
    Sad geeks ****s
    Nice username
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    (Original post by dr_sepheroth)
    What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sin the Tan Cos your 1/4 / 360 and still in the 90's

    What did the Right Angle Triangle say to the Square, Sign the Tan (Transaction Authentication Number) cause your 4 / 360 and = 90

    Autistic sense of humor, I am not great at jokes.
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    (Original post by AceMaths2.0)
    Anyone associated with maths shud be killed to death
    how can one be "killed to death"??
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    What's round and tasty?

    2 pi(es) r!
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    you simply take 100 packs of hypodermic needles and stab your victim with one needle at a time till they die.

    You are killing me (the pain) yea but your dead now so it don't matter.

    Killed to death.
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    (Original post by IrrationalRoot)
    P\left(\dfrac{e^e-e^{-e}}{2}\right)=2^{-13}

    If anyone gets this I'll be mega impressed.
    Something to do with the chance of something shiny? Can't work out the relevance of the RHS at all!
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    (Original post by Pangol)
    Something to do with the chance of something shiny? Can't work out the relevance of the RHS at all!
    If you just type in 'chance of a shiny' into google you'll find out.
    But yeah just knowing maths isn't sufficient to get the joke.
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    Hey, you’re 1/cos(c)
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    Why did the maths nerd go to Ibiza?

    So that they could get a sin/cos .
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    I watched a film that was rated 3.14 stars out of 5...
    ... It was pi-rated
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    I felt a bit queasy whilst doing maths at lunch time.
    I wondered why, and I suspect the answer is \frac{i}{8}.
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    (Original post by joostan)
    I felt a bit queasy whilst doing maths at lunch time.
    I wondered why, and I suspect the answer is \frac{i}{8}.
    Do you own the copyrights of this joke?
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    (Original post by Naruke)
    Do you own the copyrights of this joke?
    Sadly no, I don't remember the exact wording, but credits must go to Nigel Peake for my hearing of the joke.
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    my current draft of my linear algebra assignment
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To find a vector orthogonal to the chicken and the road.
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    (Original post by joostan)
    Sadly no, I don't remember the exact wording, but credits must go to Nigel Peake for my hearing of the joke.
    Hahaha, he's such a lad, isn't he? Did he do V&M for you as well?
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    (Original post by Zacken)
    Hahaha, he's such a lad, isn't he? Did he do V&M for you as well?
    Yes he did
 
 
 
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