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the elusive roadman, what a specimen. idk if I could handle such a big "adidas package"

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Camus?

It's like Nike just do it.

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You're pretty cultured for a trollish woman
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does it work?



where? :afraid:



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****...maybe I am? :mmm:

That's ur choice :mmm:
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It's like Nike just do it.

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You're pretty cultured for a trollish woman

maybe I should eh? new years resolution in the making

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I have it on my window sill

and i'm not a troll mate, genuine horny problems
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****...maybe I am? :mmm:

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God save the Queen :sexface:
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That's ur choice :mmm:
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cheeky for a muslim :teehee:
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cheeky for a muslim :teehee:

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are u muslim?
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go to a nightclub and tell the ugliest girl there: "wanna be my 10 for the evening"?
the downside of this, as I have found, is that you will have a horrific time trying to get and then keep an erection...
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(Original post by Laeliakiwi)
maybe I should eh? new years resolution in the making

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I have it on my window sill

and i'm not a troll mate, genuine horny problems

North Face jacket on fleek yo

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pics? :teehee:
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God save the Queen :sexface:

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and her facist regime :perv:


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are u muslim?

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no I'm a satanist :evil::evilbanana:

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and her facist regime :perv:





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no I'm a satanist :evil::evilbanana:


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Muslim confirmed :mmm:
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go to a nightclub and tell the ugliest girl there: "wanna be my 10 for the evening"?
the downside of this, as I have found, is that you will have a horrific time trying to get and then keep an erection...
but I'm straight :cry:

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and no penis here


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North Face jacket on fleek yo

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pics? :teehee:

they had a sale this week actually

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if youve got a vagina be happy cos you can flick yo genitals all day
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if youve got a vagina be happy cos you can flick yo genitals all day
but then....

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Muslim confirmed :mmm:

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maybe I am....maybe.....I am.....not....have a shot....of a robot.....in a blot.......then rot...ha......haa......haaaa.... ..
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but I'm straight :cry:

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and no penis here


then go to a nightclub, or tell any male acquaintence "wanna be my pull for the night"? - I'm not even positing an "if" - they will comply if they're not gay and you're at least a 6
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but then....

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Well once we do it too many times we get blue balls (sometimes) and next thing you know it you're nutting dust
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they had a sale this week actually

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2 for the price of 1 innit

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I meant the book :angel:
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(Original post by Laeliakiwi)
and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...

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and don't say masturbate

♫Fap it out♫
♫Fap it out♫
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maybe I am....maybe.....I am.....not....have a shot....of a robot.....in a blot.......then rot...ha......haa......haaaa.... ..

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I'd rather not, u lost plot, piss in a pot and lick my snot
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then go to a nightclub, or tell any male acquaintence "wanna be my pull for the night"? - I'm not even positing an "if" - they will comply if they're not gay and you're at least a 6
idk what my rating is

also

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stds?


(Original post by liberalluv)
Well once we do it too many times we get blue balls (sometimes) and next thing you know it you're nutting dust
:rofl:

sounds like fun

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I wish every straight horny person wore bracelet and that stds didn't exist -__- dream world
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