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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)



    the elusive roadman, what a specimen. idk if I could handle such a big "adidas package"

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    Camus?

    It's like Nike just do it.

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    You're pretty cultured for a trollish woman
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    does it work?



    where? :afraid:



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    ****...maybe I am? :mmm:

    That's ur choice :mmm:
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    It's like Nike just do it.

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    You're pretty cultured for a trollish woman

    maybe I should eh? new years resolution in the making

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    I have it on my window sill

    and i'm not a troll mate, genuine horny problems
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)



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    ****...maybe I am? :mmm:

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    God save the Queen :sexface:
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    That's ur choice :mmm:
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    cheeky for a muslim :teehee:
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
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    cheeky for a muslim :teehee:

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    are u muslim?
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    go to a nightclub and tell the ugliest girl there: "wanna be my 10 for the evening"?
    the downside of this, as I have found, is that you will have a horrific time trying to get and then keep an erection...
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    maybe I should eh? new years resolution in the making

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    I have it on my window sill

    and i'm not a troll mate, genuine horny problems

    North Face jacket on fleek yo

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    pics? :teehee:
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
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    God save the Queen :sexface:

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    and her facist regime :perv:


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    are u muslim?

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    no I'm a satanist :evil::evilbanana:

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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
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    and her facist regime :perv:





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    no I'm a satanist :evil::evilbanana:


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    Muslim confirmed :mmm:
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    (Original post by sleepysnooze)
    go to a nightclub and tell the ugliest girl there: "wanna be my 10 for the evening"?
    the downside of this, as I have found, is that you will have a horrific time trying to get and then keep an erection...
    but I'm straight :cry:

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    and no penis here


    (Original post by l'etranger)
    North Face jacket on fleek yo

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    pics? :teehee:

    they had a sale this week actually

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    if youve got a vagina be happy cos you can flick yo genitals all day
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    (Original post by liberalluv)
    if youve got a vagina be happy cos you can flick yo genitals all day
    but then....

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    (Original post by hamza772000)
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    Muslim confirmed :mmm:

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    maybe I am....maybe.....I am.....not....have a shot....of a robot.....in a blot.......then rot...ha......haa......haaaa.... ..
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    but I'm straight :cry:

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    and no penis here


    then go to a nightclub, or tell any male acquaintence "wanna be my pull for the night"? - I'm not even positing an "if" - they will comply if they're not gay and you're at least a 6
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    but then....

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    Well once we do it too many times we get blue balls (sometimes) and next thing you know it you're nutting dust
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)


    they had a sale this week actually

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    2 for the price of 1 innit

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    I meant the book :angel:
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...

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    and don't say masturbate

    ♫Fap it out♫
    ♫Fap it out♫
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
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    maybe I am....maybe.....I am.....not....have a shot....of a robot.....in a blot.......then rot...ha......haa......haaaa.... ..

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    I'd rather not, u lost plot, piss in a pot and lick my snot
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    (Original post by sleepysnooze)
    then go to a nightclub, or tell any male acquaintence "wanna be my pull for the night"? - I'm not even positing an "if" - they will comply if they're not gay and you're at least a 6
    idk what my rating is

    also

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    stds?


    (Original post by liberalluv)
    Well once we do it too many times we get blue balls (sometimes) and next thing you know it you're nutting dust
    :rofl:

    sounds like fun

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    I wish every straight horny person wore bracelet and that stds didn't exist -__- dream world
 
 
 
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