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    tickling your tickle stick
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    i have a few questions before i start deluding myself convert.

    1. we can't just hate scientology, we need to have an irrational hatred of another religion, surely!

    2. we need an excuse to stay home and masturbate holy day. i suggest wednesday.

    3. did any ancient civilisation use a bio-hazard symbol to kill something (judging by the shape, most likely an octopus/squid/flying spaghetti monster of some sort)? we'll need something to fill up the furan (the furion's inevitable holy book)
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    (Original post by o-e-s-j)
    i have a few questions before i start deluding myself convert.

    1. we can't just hate scientology, we need to have an irrational hatred of another religion, surely!

    2. we need an excuse to stay home and masturbate holy day. i suggest wednesday.

    3. did any ancient civilisation use a bio-hazard symbol to kill something (judging by the shape, most likely an octopus/squid/flying spaghetti monster of some sort)? we'll need something to fill up the furan (the furion's inevitable holy book)
    1.I will do my best to make our hatred of scientology as OTT as possible.
    2.Wednesday sounds good.
    3.The holy book will be called "oblivion"
    So are you in?? C'mon wots the worst that could happen.
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    Wow, you're some sort of hilarious maverick.
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    (Original post by Subterranean Homesick Alien)
    Wow, you're some sort of hilarious maverick.
    no, that's tom cruise.
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    OK then.
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    (Original post by Epitomessence)
    OK then.
    So your in then?? If so PM me your messages of worship Also if it's not to much trouble advertise the Cult Of Furion in your sig.
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    Apart from worshipping your Furiness, what else would one do in this strange cult?
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    (Original post by Goddess Fury)
    So your in then?? If so PM me your messages of worship Also if it's not to much trouble advertise the Cult Of Furion in your sig.
    Furion?

    http://www.dotastrategy.com/hero-33-...heProphet.html
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    (Original post by Hest)
    Apart from worshipping your Furiness, what else would one do in this strange cult?
    The three main things to do in this strange cult are as follows
    1.Worshiping me
    2.Having an OTT hatred of scientology
    3.Converting everyone else to Furian belief, by telling them their religion is irrational
    Everything else will be put into the holy book oblivion when I get around to putting pen to paper. The great thing about this religion is that you can do whatever the hell you want, as long as you worship me as your God I will not force any rules upon you(except for the scientology thing, you really do have to hate that)
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    Your furion cult is both null and void, as indicated by my preceding post.
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    (Original post by Artemidoros)
    Your furion cult is both null and void, as indicated by my preceding post.
    Your previous post just points to some computer character with the same name. IM THE REAL DEAL IM GOD. You are going to be sent to the underworld. SMITE SMITE SMITE. (you can repent and worship me)
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    UPDATE: I now have 30 000 worshippers
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    kk
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    Do I get to drink from your Holy furry cup...
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    (Original post by o-e-s-j)
    no, that's tom cruise.


    yep
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    tbh even the giant flying spaghetti meatball monster sounds more interesting.
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    I'm already part of the Church of Google

    http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/
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    What the ****?
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    I spit on it.
 
 
 
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