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I am brilliant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.





What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and sits in front of a door all day?

Matt.
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(Original post by Legend Killer)
Oh dear.
Hey now, you thought '******' rhymed perfectly with 'carrot'.

NOW who's the fool?

*evil plan laugh*
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What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

What's blue and fluffy

Pink fluff in disguise. Ho ho ho.
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why did the skeleton not go to the party?
cause he had no body to go with

why did the chewing gum cross the road?
cause it stuck to the chickens foot
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what is brown and runs around gardens?

A fence

Where did Saddam hussein used to keep his CDs?

In a Raq
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knock knock
who's there
Bigish
Bigish who
no not today thanku

ha ha ha
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