I am brilliant.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and sits in front of a door all day?
What's pink and fluffy?
What's blue and fluffy
Pink fluff in disguise. Ho ho ho.
why did the skeleton not go to the party?
cause he had no body to go with
why did the chewing gum cross the road?
cause it stuck to the chickens foot
what is brown and runs around gardens?
Where did Saddam hussein used to keep his CDs?
In a Raq
no not today thanku
ha ha ha