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    lifes a ***** **** it!
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    Lifes a *****, and then you die, so **** the world and lets get high!
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    "you haven't lived till your dead!"
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    "Life a *****, might be good at the start but in the end you spend most of your time cleaning up the ****. And it never saves people like Lassy or sovles mysteries like Scooby. Do you know what screw T.V. for giving me a romanticized outlook on dogs they are just dumb supid animals that like to bark a make a frigging mess. Like life"
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    "Life is simply a parable of conflicting self-interests."

    "Life begins at Uni, and then again at forty. So, look on the bright side: with that many lives, probability dictates you'll have sex at least once."

    "I may be larger than life, but, I am certain, life will outgrow me in time."

    [/aphoristic]
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    You're nobody

    Till somebody

    Kills you.
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    "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet."

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    Whoever said that needs to go and **** themselves.
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    Life's a *****,then you marry one .
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    Life is like a sandwhic. Sometimes you eat the sandwhich, sometimes the sandwhich eats you.
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    The amount of these phrases that start with 'Life's a *****'... is there no hope for the world?
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    I Can Resist Everything But Temptation
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    Well, i personally quite like these:
    "Our greatest strength lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall"
    And here's one for all those "lifes a *****" people:
    "My candle burns at both ends,
    It will not last the night,
    But ah my foes and oh my friends,
    It gives off such a wonderful light"
    and good ol' shakespeare:
    "All the life's a stage, and all the men and women merely players; they have their exits and their entrances....(can't remember the rest)"
    Cheesy, i know, but they do hold some truth!
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    "Great minds think alike...but fools selom differ"
    "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"
    "Life's a *****, deal with it"
    "Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, n ends with a tear"
    " I dropped a tear into the ocean. the day i find it is the day i stop lovin you
    "whenever a beauitful soul has been there.... there is a trail of beautiful memories"

    they are all so corny/cheesy (except the first one) but i like them. i real like the 1st one though.
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    "Get busy living or get busy dying."

    - Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.
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    And we'll love, and we'll hate, and we'll die, all to no avail, all to no avail.

    (Muse lyrics, but still, I think it's appropriate)
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    'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bull****' is what immediately came to my mind!
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    "A day without laughter is a day wasted"

    - Charlie Chaplin
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    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

    "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
    Albert Einstein

    "The brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working as soon as you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office."
    Robert Frost

    "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
    Terry Pratchett

    "Being a personality is not the same as having a personality."
    Alan Coren
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    "Why live in the world when you can live in your head?"[/i] - Jarvis Cocker
    Goodness me, that came to my mind too!
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    "plenty of rats in the sewer"
 
 
 
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