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What would you do if you have 2 mins to die ... starting now! watch

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    Depends how I'd die.

    If it was a big explosion with a timer set in 2 minutes from now, there would be no point in smashing the computer in order to stop people finding it.

    If I was to suddenly collapse after 2 minutes leaving everything else intact, would have to smash the comp before dying.

    I'd also probably phone people I know quick calls saying bye.

    And have some of my drinks I've save up..
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    Run down Rhyl high street with a Kalashnikov killing chavs while jerking off my enormous boner.

    Come to think of it, sounds like a normal day for me...
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    i'll most probably swear and finish my piece of cake
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    Get off tsr...
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    i'd go and have a poo
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    Text my most recent ex, tell her I love her and that I'm sorry we never got our second chance. Then I'd die happily.
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    Email my Chemistry lecturer whom I secretly fancy and tell him
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    Wait - I'm the only one dying? The world isn't ending or anything?

    I'd put the kettle on. Then I'd panic, cry, run around the house, go hug my parents (they are the only people in the near vicinity), phone my friends and say goodbye, and carry on panicking.
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    Has anyone been pedantic about the thread title yet? 'Cause if not I'd be happy to...
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    probably just work on my epitaph, my girlfriend lives more than 2 minutes away
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    Do what Jacques Sauniere did in the Da Vinci Code.
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    A - ring guy i like.. confess everything (1 min)
    B - talk to best friend tell her that i will miss her, even though she takes me for granted
    C - text other friend saying i had done A, and i miss her and wish her all the best
    D - Burst into tears coz my parents are out and i wouldnt get to see them. run into sisters room crying (try to ring mum) and big hug with brother and sister
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    (Original post by Glutamic Acid)
    Do what Jacques Sauniere did in the Da Vinci Code.
    hmm - what?
    he did many things?
    run for his life?
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    delete my porn :p:
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    Have a ****.
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    (Original post by Gingersnap)
    Get off tsr...
    and do what .... ??? have a picnic???
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    Change my underwear, wouldnt want to go to the undertakers in my skanky old pants and bra....it would have to match at least...
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    rape a cute guy ... I'd be nice about it too
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    hmm - what?
    he did many things?
    run for his life?
    Leave a cryptic message using my body and some writing.

    Also, I wouldn't masturbate in case I hadn't finished by the time I'd died, imagine the body...
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    go absoulutely crazy try doin everything i havent done - lyk driving
 
 
 
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