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hum, a healthcare professional would likely help in this situation....
someone said something about thinking of non-sexy things
margaret thatcher naked on a cold day....
or homer simpson in a bikini thong works too
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(Original post by Bateman)

either use two condoms
yeah...dont do that. Unless you want kids.
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I think thats actually more common than you would think. Ask your Doctor thought if you are really worried.
Yeah, it's called "Peyrone's Disease" or something, though I'm pretty sure I remember a school pamphlet saying that 70% of adult UK males have this unfortunate but not important 'curve'.

Makes no tangible difference pal, so panic not!
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(Original post by NotQuiteCornish)
Yeah, it's called "Peyrone's Disease" or something, though I'm pretty sure I remember a school pamphlet saying that 70% of adult UK males have this unfortunate but not important 'curve'.

Makes no tangible difference pal, so panic not!
i dont mean upwards.. i mean to the left or right.
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(Original post by Bateman)
yeah two condoms magically lets them through.
They actually rub against each other and split.

Sometimes the obvious answer is the right one.
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(Original post by Bateman)
yeah two condoms magically lets them through.
No but the friction of the 2 condoms increases the chance of a tear which will then 'magically' let them through.
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you guys are right, but what friction? "I had two pumps then I came..."
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(Original post by AlanRef)
i dont mean upwards.. i mean to the left or right.
Ahhh right! Well as ever, I think Wiki might be helpful here...

"A certain degree of curvature of the penis is considered normal, as many men are born with this benign condition, commonly referred to as congenital curvature. This causes the penis to point in a direction other than directly forward, while still having a relatively straight shaft. Such curvature is not caused by Peyronie's Disease."

Either way it's not a problem, it won't stop a full and active sex life unless it's bent at 45 degrees or doubles back! :cool:
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(Original post by Carlo08)
Yes, mine is at a right angle when fully erect XD
lol
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Yes, mine is at a right angle when fully erect XD
Do you use it to measure angles when putting up photographs or paintings? perhaps when checking the dimensions of a room? :p:
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you should probably go see a doctor before jumping for the viagra
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**** ring... no joke. problem solved..
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You can buy something that will numb your penis slightly making you last longer.
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