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what do you call an Irishman with a shampoo bottle on his head? Tim O'tei
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his hand? Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his hand? Douglass.
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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Russel.
What do you call a woman on a beach? Sandy.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.
What do you call a woman with two legs the same length? Noleen.
What do you call a deer with no eye? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eye or no legs? Still No idea.

God these are crap!

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What do you call a man who got his head stuck in a lawnmower? Sean
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