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(Original post by Liquidus Zeromus)
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Sporks
I remember a chip shop years ago that had a spork stuck to the wall with a sign that read "THIS is a spork"
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Maybe she can dislocate her jaw and swallow her food whole? - somewhat reminiscent of a snake swallowing livestock???.

Or not.
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(Original post by SiaSiaSia)
When I was younger I used to have it loads
and i threw up
and now i just can't stand it
especially the lumps and urghghghhg
Um, ok, that's... terrible, must suck not to be able to eat it anymore
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Yy ex had a phobia of anything creamy:

cream, shampoo, toothpaste ect :eek:
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(Original post by Da Bachtopus)
Presumably she swallows whole.
I lol'd.
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(Original post by Andrew_2006)
get some chopsticks?

or just scoop it up with some bread?

or use spoons?

or get a drip for her?

or a shovel?

or a troff?
L to the OL :p:
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(Original post by Toffee_Kid)
L to the OL :p:
And back again?
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(Original post by TommyWannabe)
I lol'd.
I was thinking that too
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lol, thats is quite a random phobia, but it must be quite difficult for her...

Stick to fast food you can eat with your hands - KFC, pizza, soup...
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Here's something slightly relevant:
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(Original post by Pheonixx)
Yy ex had a phobia of anything creamy:

cream, shampoo, toothpaste ect :eek:
Unlucky mate. :ninja:
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(Original post by Dr. Unk)
Here's something slightly relevant:
Lol!
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(Original post by Mr Roboto)
Stick to fast food you can eat with your hands - soup...
Isn't that very messy?:confused:

*Has no idea what a spork is*
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Use your hands to feed her.
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have fun licking food off each other?
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(Original post by Pheonixx)
Yy ex had a phobia of anything creamy:

cream, shampoo, toothpaste ect :eek:
That's just what she told you. Sorry, mate.
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KFC :p:
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Get her to lick it off your naked body.
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Get her to lick it off your naked body.
I said that!!!!:mad:
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I said that!!!!:mad:
I know but I was hoping people wouldn't notice.
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