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I could go a glass of universal indicator right now...
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J20.

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I learnt my lesson from this:

Timmy's in heaven now,
He's not with us anymore,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4....

:nah:
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Since we are telling Chemistry related jokes i thought i'd crack out the big guns...

why is chemistry the friendliest subject? Its full of BONDING
whats the only element not listed on the periodic table?
The element of.....SURPRISE

seems i've overdosed on the C2H50H
Taxi for Alex!
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CH3CH2OH

i hope this is right
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(Original post by natty_d)
I learnt my lesson from this:

Timmy's in heaven now,
He's not with us anymore,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4....

:nah:
Johny was a chemist's son,
But Johny is no more!
What Johny thought was H20 was H2S04
:woo:
Don't drink Sulfuric Acid kids...It kills
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(Original post by martin-jesusfreak)
Johny was a chemist's son,
But Johny is no more!
What Johny thought was H20 was H2S04
:woo:
Don't drink Sulfuric Acid kids...It kills

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KMnO4 is the one for me with a bit of C6H15OH on the side
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I'm glad no-one stole my CH3CH2COOH.
The smell of it is...heavenly :|
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CH3CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2OH.
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(Original post by xxstace123xx)
J20.

:getmecoat:
Excellent!

My favourite's probably a long (CH3)4Si with a slice of lime (and a straw!) :yep:
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KCN ftw.
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KCN ftw.
How suicidal :p:
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CH3CH2CHOH is scrummy in Kronenbourg
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I like H2O with bits of Pb in, for that extra kick
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cant beat an ice cold F4NT4
This!:yep:
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C132983H211861N36149O40883S693 (titin) is what I call a protein shake.
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(Original post by martin-jesusfreak)
Dimethylsulfoxide is always refreshing during a long lab session, or a steaming hot mug of [Cr(SO4)2Cl(C5H5N)].
(BTW, does anybody know if Conc. HNO3 leaves yellow stains on the skin, and if so how to remove them?)
Conc nitric does give you attractive yellow fingers, yep. I don't think you can get rid, though. I went to my Oxford interview with nitric acid burns
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Conc nitric does give you attractive yellow fingers, yep. I don't think you can get rid, though. I went to my Oxford interview with nitric acid burns
Oh great...That'll teach me not to play around with acid then:woo:
Thanks anyway
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C5h704cooh
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