I wann know how you really did it? Say it's a paper cut, you'd get lots of weird looks for that.
I was laying out on the balcony with a couple of friends last wednesday night. We may or may not have been intoxicated when I noticed that ashley was wearing shorts underneath her sweats that were pulled up way too high. I decided to finish the job by giving her a wedgie. When I grabbed her shorts she freaked out and thought I was groping her so she rolled on top of my hand. Well the balcony is not well-paved. It felt like needles prickling my skin with her rolling about on top of me, so I yanked the hand out.
At any rate, I maintain that her theory of groping is just wishful thinking. Because really, if you were freaked out by someone groping you, wouldn't you roll AWAY from them instead of on top of them?
Raccoon wearing a Domino mask.
The clowns got me in my sleep.
Those pictures are very disturbing.
Say you were hit by a blimp.
say u stopped a girl from being raped
Tell them you're having a hand period. Bonus points if this is after you've shaken hands with them.
Say you were groping your friend, and then one thing led to another and your hand decided to take a small trip down south. But as soon as you were about to make an epic entry, you didn't remember the film 'Teeth' was based off her, and as she was about to clamp down and om nom nom you pulled it out but only the skin got caught, and you were lucky to still have your hand intact.
that or you decided to see if the falcon punch was true or not, so you tried it against a wall...
Say that you were going to the garage to buy some petrol and chewing gum when two guys with sawn-off shotguns and balaclavas came in. You ducked behind a display of Celebrations as they made their way towards the till, shouting at the other passengers to lie on the floor. While the terrified cashier was trying to pull the money tray out with shaking hands, with the taller man holding his shotgun in his face, the other guy turned suddenly and kicked a fat man on the floor who had moved. As he was looking down at the man, with his back to you, you took your chance, and sprung forwards. You took a tin of Celebrations and swung the edge of it at the back of his head. There was a thud, and the tin sprang open. He tipped forward like a dead weight. Little Mars, Bounty and Galaxy chocolates rained down onto the fat man. The other by the till was just a few metres away. You turned for him, as he heard the sound of the tin rattling onto the floor. He span round. You hit at his hand with the lid you had left, and there was a deafening bang. A glass cabinet exploded into a million shards. The shotugn leapt out of his hand, trailing two tendrils of smoke from its roughly-hewn barrels. You swung again with the lid, but he kicked out with a boot. With a snarl, he grabbed for your shirt and caught a hold. You ran into him and you both bounced off the front of the counter, scattering Polos and Softmints. The cashier gave a yelp and ran out of the room, and the people on the floor had begun to scream and get up. The robber barrelled back into you and you crashed back across into one of the aisles, your feet slipping on the shards of glass and trickles of soft drinks from the freezer cabinet. You swung your weight around and rammed him into the next bit of shelving. His fingers clawed into you. He was stamping at your feet. Finally, you managed to wrest him free, and, remembering your martial arts training kicked him on the side of the knee. He buckled, and tilted towards you with a last cry of rage. You kicked again, this time beneath his chin. There was a horrible crack of tooth and bone and his cry was cut short. His eyes rolled up, leaving two empty white shapes in the gaps of the balaclava, and landed face first on the polished floor. It was suddenly silent, but for the pounding blood in your ears. You were the only person standing in the shop. Slowly, and limping, you picked up some chewing gum from the floor, put £10 on the counter, gave one last kick to the first guy as you stepped over him, and left the shop. Then you tripped over and cut your hand.