REVENGE - Pranks on housemates

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disturbing sleep is always the best thing to do
toast crumbs are evil while trying to sleep so just scrape them all in their beds

Reply 21

allthetime

AshMashMash

Or, the sensible idea is to pour hot water on it to re-melt it again? Then flush the toilet?

it'll just re-set itself back down the pipes

Reply 22

AshMashMash

allthetime

it'll just re-set itself back down the pipes

Thats a good point.

Reply 23

Captain Biggles

Draw a penis on their faces in permanent marker and lol as they try and wash it off, then fail and have to go into uni.

Reply 24

Kink

Just blockade the outside of their room when they're in it asleep, with loads of crap like big chairs and traffic cones and stuff then they can't get out in the morning...hehe. Or do that but hide a (very loud) alarm clock under all that stuff to go off in five minutes. They'll wake up and have to stumble about finding the clock then under all that crap.

Reply 25

didgeridoo12uk

get some friends.

when the person your getting back at is asleep do the following.

empty the entire room, and place outside, including them in their bed, (you may have to get them very drunk so they dont wake up)

OR

make a coffin (or borrow one) and put them in it while their asleep

Reply 26

Craigthered

wear all their clothes at once :biggrin:

Reply 27

CondensedMilk

You could put urine on a baking sheet and leave it outside (or freezer if you're daring) to freeze. Then you slide it under their locked door and slip the frozen urine cake off, pulling the baking sheet back. Cue victim finding piss soaked carpet.

Reply 28

Craigthered

CondensedMilk

thats pure evil yet genius

Reply 29

majikthise

Why not just piss on the carpet?

Reply 30

MindTheGaps

CondensedMilk

Surely there's a more obvious way to get that exact result.

Reply 31

CondensedMilk

majikthise

Why not just piss on the carpet?

Under a locked door? Not without surgery. Of course, if the gap is large enough you can fit a tube under it, but not everyone has that available. Plus, tubing often leaves a trail towards the door if you're not careful, losing the element of confusion.

Reply 32

Craigthered

I once placed eggs on the mechanism which closes the room door in halls for all my flatmates rooms. THe rooms were all ensuite so all my flatmates were already showered and ready to go to uni :biggrin:

One egg sucesfull smashed on target others made stains on the floor.

Reply 33

punktopia

Cut a soft toy up, mix some raw meet and LOTS of fake blood into the mess, and leave it in the microwave. Also works with fake arms (ebay is your friend here).

Another option is the old TCP trick: TCP stinks like the devil's soiled underwear. Someone did this to my housemate: broke into his room and covered everything with TCP. Clothes, towels, bedding, carpet, curtains, the lot.

Then there's the Period Pad of Doom. Get a period pad (or sanitary towel) and squirt a little fake blood on it. Either pin it to the victim's door or chase them around with it.

Reply 34

Kevin J

Butter the floor. Anyone seen that video on Break? A definate winner!

Reply 35

King Pieb

CondensedMilk

You've thought about that waaaay to much!

Reply 36

un4given

what kind of flooring you you have in the flat??

Reply 37

majikthise

CondensedMilk

True.
Plus, describing it in the way you did adds a further "fiendish masterplan" dimension not present if you simply pissed on the floor.

There's always the old chestnut of setting their homepage to porn just before their significant other comes round?

Reply 38

about_my_bow

You will need: small hypodermic needle, Horrid liquid of your choice, eg piss, tabasco, room mates food...cake, fruit and veg work best. Then just inject away my friend :biggrin:

Reply 39