Surely this person is just a troll? A string of purely self-centered and idiotic threads means either its a troll or seriously just one massive moron.
But to answer your question, no. I would love to get surgery on the NHS but it could be easily abused and is just generally stupid.
Troll, nobody can be this much of an idiot.
God, why are you all feeding this retard troll?
Sorry OP, you're just gonna have to stay ugly at the moment. Unless you could find a rich person to marry and pay for it for you. But then if you are ugly they probably wouldn't come near you anyway.
Why are you all taking this seriously? The OP was joking, but I love the line 'When it could be investing in making the British population better-looking!' Good point, really...
My dad was born with a massive nose (came down parallel to his lips) and the NHS paid for his nose job.
what a joke lol, imo depression and all of that is all in ones head, and one can think ones way out of it.
The goverment gets about £8 million pounds per year from fag tax, and spends about one million sorting out smokers with smoking related diseases, so really as long as the gov don't spend more than 7 mill per year getting people off smoking they're not wasting any money
I wish people would stop making fun of my idea tbh, and see the benefits of a happier population.