The Best way to have an Orgasm! Watch

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hmmmm i think ******* is a bit easier
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(Original post by wallflower*)
And get jizz all over your freshly washed pants?
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was that a joke?
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(Original post by russo)
was that a joke?
No of course not.

It's one of the most pleasurable moments I've ever experienced.
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How about just putting your head in the oven for 5 minutes and then in the freezer for 5 mins. Would that not work faster?
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How about just putting your head in the oven for 5 minutes and then in the freezer for 5 mins. Would that not work faster?
You clearly don't know what an orgasm is, come back when you do.
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The best way is to watch any football side playing some orgasmic football with some orgasmic players. :yep:

Or going to watch Stoke City play and doing a bit of chanting with the lads!!
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(Original post by RamocitoMorales)
What do you think the best way to have an orgasm is, apart from sex?

Personally I think this is one of the best ways:

Ingredients

  • Clothes
  • Washing Machine
  • Iron
  • Ironing Board
  • Leather Chair
  • Room
  • Windows
  • Special Someone


Instructions

1. Strip Naked.

2. Put your clothes in the wash

3. Have a shower

4. Get out

5. Open all the windows in your house/room

6. Get really cold while sitting on a leather chair

7. Tell your special someone to take your clothes out of the wash

8. Tell your special someone to iron your clothes

9. Now you'll be really freezing and putting on your freshly ironed and warm clothes will provide you with a great orgasm.

Conclusion

An Orgasm in 9 easy steps.
Why don't you just sit in an ice bath for 16 days and then run to the suana and iron your lala?

...:rolleyes: :p:
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I'd rather have sex.
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(Original post by RamocitoMorales)
No of course not.

It's one of the most pleasurable moments I've ever experienced.
its because no one likes you and you're a virgin
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(Original post by Tinkerbee)
I'd rather have sex.

Also if you're female, surely sitting on the washing machine during spin cycle would cut the hassle of the other 8 steps.
:rofl:!!!!
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Surely that takes too much effort?
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(Original post by Languagesfreak)
Surely that takes too much effort?
Well a fast way would be to put your bum on the radiator on a cold day.
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