Banned for leaving me on my own... and not seeing Hot Fuzz, and because it's building-storming time.
Banned for having a coloured username
banned for liking the colour blue, tuna and having a watch with a leather strap.
Banned because so can you!
Banned 'coz it's why we are here.
Banned because we're all going to get banned one way or another.
banned for taking 35 minutes to reply
banned for making me enter another competition
Banned because you know you like it
banned for being right... again
Banned because I can't think of anything
Banned for having an interesting username
Banned for being an upside down land man
Wait...did I do that one already? I feel like I did that one already.
yes... Banned for Wasting Police Time (subtle joke)