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    (Original post by John55)
    I met a kid in a wheelchair the other day and told him to stand up and let me have a go in his wheelchair, he wouldn't so I stuck my socks in his mouth and now I'm being done for assault...
    :rofl: omg just died :lol:

    (Original post by XxKingSniprxX)
    Just went upstairs to my bed to hibernate but was :shot: when I saw that my cat 'Felix'
    just took a big dump on the bed. :mad2: Lucky he isn't anywhere around otherwise its :call: :rip:
    for him.
    Damn!!! That's rough. Gotta laugh though :lol:

    Aww the name felix is so cute
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    it's Saturdays were my nocturnals at
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    Wake up every 3 hours.

    That feeling.

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    Amazing.


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    I can't sleep !
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    'What's that Bambi? You want me to ride you to the witch doctors cave?'

    'no! You fat piece of sh%t!'

    'I'm sooo sick of ma life garggle garggle, why wont no woman let me ride them to the witch doctors cave? Everyday ah wake up, I feel like a balloons been popped in mah heart '
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    Proper, real erotica...
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    What day is it now?
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    (Original post by John55)
    What day is it now?
    I don't know but... Your avatar... So damn sexy.

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    I don't know but... Your avatar... So damn sexy.

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    Is it the glasses? Or just, y'know, the package? :perv:
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    (Original post by John55)
    Is it the glasses? Or just, y'know, the package? :perv:
    I wish I could squeeze you and get every last drop of your juice.

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    I wish I could squeeze you and get every last drop of your juice.

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    That sounds somewhat painful...
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    ...Then again, maybe I like painful :sexface:
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    I'm ready to die

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    So tired...no sleep? WHY ME?!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    So tired...no sleep? WHY ME?!
    Welcome to life, it sucks

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Welcome to life, it sucks

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    Indeed
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Indeed
    :yep:

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    How are my eyes even open?
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    (Original post by John55)
    That sounds somewhat painful...
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    ...Then again, maybe I like painful :sexface:
    I don't care if it hurts.

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    I don't care if it hurts.

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    Can I help you squeeze?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    How are my eyes even open?
    Because you're awake

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Because you're awake

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    Thank you for that sad reminder

    Thankfully I come home early so I can try sleep again soon...
 
 
 
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