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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Why would you want to do that? You silly human
    Less distractions, such as sunlight.
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Less distractions, such as sunlight.
    "such as sunlight" :rofl:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Oh how I wish they were ink!

    Aw I feel better now, thanks to you, you lovely little lemon, not as sour as I thought after all!
    I'm not sour at all
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    ...it's why my parents disowned me

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Not that kind of cave woman.
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    (Original post by John55)
    I'm not sour at all
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    ...it's why my parents disowned me

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    Awh you poor thing!

    Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?

    I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Awh you poor thing!

    Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?

    I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Awh you poor thing!

    Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?

    I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
    I ain't vulnerable, I am a strong and independent Lemon!
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    ...well I mean... that was a while ago so uhmmm :cry2: I don't wanna talk about it okay! :bawling:
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    :laugh:



    (Original post by John55)
    I ain't vulnerable, I am a strong and independent Lemon!
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    ...well I mean... that was a while ago so uhmmm :cry2: I don't wanna talk about it okay! :bawling:
    There, there It'll be alright!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Can I help you squeeze?
    Ohh mrs holmes. Something like a 3some with a lemon?

    I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Ohh mrs holmes. Something like a 3some with a lemon?

    I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.



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    I'm not really that sexually experienced I'm afraid. Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out?
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    Hello people!
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Hello people!
    Did you have a good sleep?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Did you have a good sleep?
    Hahaha, yeahh sure xD
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I'm not really that sexually experienced I'm afraid. Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out?
    You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.

    Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.


    No objections from lemon ?

    Yay !

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.

    Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.


    No objections from lemon ?

    Yay !

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    Bloody hell, that got messed up quick.
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Hahaha, yeahh sure xD
    I didn't

    (Original post by Impressive)
    You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.

    Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.


    No objections from lemon ?

    Yay !

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    Yes that is fair, it will be a new experience for us both!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I didn't



    Yes that is fair, it will be a new experience for us both!
    I figured now's a good a time as any to try and get a few hours...
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    Its only 10 sleeps to Christmas if you suffer from insomnia ...
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    (Original post by hazzer1998)
    Its only 10 sleeps to Christmas if you suffer from insomnia ...
    Was that meant to be a really good joke?
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Ohh mrs holmes. Something like a 3some with a lemon?

    I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.

    Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.

    No objections from lemon ?

    Yay !

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    The 3some, I'm cool with :cool:. Knives on the other hand :afraid: I have some serious objections too. Now I like to think I'm pretty adventurous in the bedroom department, but not so much so as to be willing to venture to the afterlife :no:.

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I'm not really that sexually experienced I'm afraid. Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out?


    Y'all messed up, Y'all need Dr Phil...
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    XD I don't have an issue sleeping, I just love being up at night.
    it has it's ups and downs
 
 
 
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