The fibs your teacher told you in school [golden thread]

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    "You're going to succeed in life"
    Gtfo, please.
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    'I know you're going on study leave now so I'll take in these essays, mark them, and then post them home to you before the exam' - my English Lit teacher who marked maybe 1 essay over the 2 year course and still has my essay notebook.
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    I remember when my primary school said to me the school once had a boy who swung on his chair and cracked his head. Everyone in my year didn't dare to swing on their chair until we found out when we left that it was all lies. Lol.
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    "You're gonna fail I.T. if you keep messing around in class."

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    "You're my favourite class."
    They ended up saying that to at least 3 other classes.
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    someone fell off that share and died
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    That I'd get free stuff for going to extra revision classes.
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    That there will be food on weekend revision sessions
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    That Santa is real. RIP
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    I am in my third school and every year we're told the same lie- "No really, you are the best year"
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