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    (Original post by Ape Gone Insane)
    Well guys I'm off to ... you know ... play with myself. A great burden has arisen literally and I must absolve myself of sin. I am away to lust with these mental images you guy have provided me with. It will be messy.

    Bi
    Finally, an admission!

    Goodbye.

    (Original post by TheUnbeliever)
    ...
    Haha, unfortunatley so. Though at the Strathclyde open day Maths talk there were about 40% females there.
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    (Original post by TheUnbeliever)
    This thread is tame. :p:
    How about:

    "Let's...

    - join our contours and integrate
    - compare asymptotic rises of the vertical kind
    - go top and bottom l'Hopital style and take ourselves to the limit
    "

    "Ape's penis size is defined by:
    {\left[ {\int\limits_a^b {f\left( x \right)g\left( x \right)dx} } \right]^2}

    A tiny penis size is defined by:
    \int\limits_a^b {{f^2}\left( x \right)dx} \int\limits_a^b {{g^2}\left( x \right)dx} "

    These are some original ideas :o:

    Disclaimer: The first section is by no means a real invitation of any kind...
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    (Original post by LuhLah)
    And physicists*

    Us chemists rule, though :sexface:
    You bond so strongly as well. :sigh:
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    (Original post by namedeprived)
    Though at the Strathclyde open day Maths talk there were about 40% females there.
    Should have seen how many there was for the English talk. :sexface:


    :p:
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    (Original post by Madjackismad)
    Should have seen how many there was for the English talk. :sexface:
    Protip: do vet med.
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    (Original post by TheUnbeliever)
    I know he did. She's actually friends with a friend of mine. (Not terribly surprising - by the time you're opening it up to 'friends of friends', you've got a ridiculously large pool of people.)

    Haha, no, I'm rather more outrageous in real life - so long as I'm in comfortable company!

    Sorry to break this to you, but mathmos are generally the one class of people below compscis in this ranking.
    Yeah, haha I've also became friends with someone who knows him. 'Tis a small world.

    I can imagine...:awesome:
    Actually, Earth Scientists are above you all.
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    guys wtf has gone on here.

    hehhe

    beingn an 'embarassment'... -- bad itmes. i'm in the bad books. sux. i'll get over it
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    (Original post by ukdragon37)
    How about:

    "Let's...

    - join our contours and integrate
    - compare asymptotic rises of the vertical kind
    - go top and bottom l'Hopital style and take ourselves to the limit
    "

    "Ape's penis size is defined by:
    {\left[ {\int\limits_a^b {f\left( x \right)g\left( x \right)dx} } \right]^2}

    A tiny penis size is defined by:
    \int\limits_a^b {{f^2}\left( x \right)dx} \int\limits_a^b {{g^2}\left( x \right)dx} "

    These are some original ideas :o:

    Disclaimer: The first section is by no means a real invitation of any kind...
    I don't get the integrals.

    I like the l'Hopital one though. :p:
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    guys wtf has gone on here.

    hehhe

    beingn an 'embarassment'... -- bad itmes. i'm in the bad books. sux. i'll get over it
    Our resident drunk for the night?

    What happened?
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    guys wtf has gone on here.

    hehhe

    beingn an 'embarassment'... -- bad itmes. i'm in the bad books. sux. i'll get over it
    You can still spell correctly. More drink is required.
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    guys wtf has gone on here.

    hehhe

    beingn an 'embarassment'... -- bad itmes. i'm in the bad books. sux. i'll get over it
    Oh my lord, Pedrobear is drunk. :teehee: Did you have a good night? Don't tell me you did the cha cha dance? You did? Ach! Ya wee rascal.
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    (Original post by namedeprived)
    I don't get the integrals.

    I like the l'Hopital one though. :p:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauchy%..._inequality#L2
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    (Original post by TheUnbeliever)
    You can still spell correctly. More drink is required.
    The memory of you stumbling on drunk is still fresh. :awesome:
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    (Original post by rosie9391)
    Yeah, haha I've also became friends with someone who knows him. 'Tis a small world.
    I met a friend of his at the Edinburgh Cambridge freshers' meet. :o: I also vaguely know several people in this thread through as 'friends of friends' (or the equivalent thereof) but have no plan to reveal who. :p:

    Actually, Earth Scientists are above you all.
    A veritable hotbed of sexual activity, m'dear?
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    (Original post by TheUnbeliever)
    You can still spell correctly. More drink is required.
    I remember you came on here once drunk back when you just started Cambridge.

    The results were staggering.
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    Strathclydeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e :awesome:
    then Glasgow :awesome:
    then glasgow again :mmm:
    then heriot watt if im not so lucky
    and then UWS if it all phails horribly :bawling:

    did ya see how smexy the chemists were in the prospectus lol
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    (Original post by namedeprived)
    Our resident drunk for the night?

    What happened?

    yehahh i dont really know why this is the first thing i did when i got in (came on here). sheer sadness.

    well

    i sat with her the whoel night

    I kept saying pretty intimate thingss & she wasn't responsive on the whole so i geot sort of argumenatitive

    then she got angry

    i was an 'embarassment' tonight i was being too 'loud' etcetcetcccccccc

    didnth elp that it was her mother and father taking us home, ahhah

    then i had a 'heart to heart' with steph's (the host) mother in the kitchen.. wss actually quite nice

    thing is... i never drink at all i find it anonying.. so when i actually do it hits pretty damn hard

    ah welll

    time to sleep i guess and see what trouble i'm in tomororw, hhaha
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    (Original post by Madjackismad)
    Oh my lord, Pedrobear is drunk. :teehee: Did you have a good night? Don't tell me you did the cha cha dance? You did? Ach! Ya wee rascal.
    honestly i cant feel any inch of my body. just ... numb :sigh;
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    honestly i cant feel any inch of my body. just ... numb :sigh;
    My advice would be drinking a lot of water before you go to sleep.
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    Ohhh dear That's all of us been on drunk now.

    :awesome:

    Tc PB, :hugs:
 
 
 
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