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    *Oh My*

    Usherette™ has been invaded by a jellyfish.
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    Safe at last.
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    (Original post by Thomb)
    Safe at last.
    nice to see you ... to see you nice

    best to keep clear of the pool for a while... we have some biologic issues
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    (Original post by the bear)
    nice to see you ... to see you nice

    best to keep clear of the pool for a while... we have some biologic issues
    Oh no I fancy a dip ..... thrice as nice at half the price.
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    (Original post by Thomb)
    Oh no I fancy a dip ..... thrice as nice at half the price.
    we need to see your Certificate before we can allow you in

    you can look here for a duplicate:

    http://www.boxfreeconcepts.com/magic...agodip001.html
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    [img]http://www.boxfreeconcepts.com/magicmill/gout.php?N=Thumb&C=A.+Adam+2nd+U niversity+of+Planet+Stewardship& S=Sheesha+Mister+School+of+Physi cal+Education&D=Bachelor+of+Arts &J=Architecture&H=***+laude&H1=h aving+completed+the+necessary+co urses+of+study&H2=and+having+sat isfied+all+other+requirements+is +hereby+declared+a&H4=and+is+awa rded+this+diploma&H5=with+all+th e+honors+and+privileges+pertaini ng+thereto.&H6=In+testimony+wher eof+the+signatures+of+the+Chairm an+of+the+Board+of+Trustees&H7=a nd+the+President+of&H8=have+been +affixed+this+day%2C&T=2017[/img]
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    I have returned from the hospital™….
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    (Original post by The Usherette™)
    I have returned from the hospital™….
    the surgeon says you can keep the jellyfish

    the Management™ are delighted that you have been awarded your certificate:

    (Original post by The Usherette™)
    We encourage all of our employees to maximise their potential. bear™ is leading by example:

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    the bear We at the Safe Cave Initiative have chose to do an inspection of your cave. Please go about your normal business and we shall be inspecting your cave.
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    the bear We at the Safe Cave Initiative have chose to do an inspection of your cave. Please go about your normal business and we shall be inspecting your cave.
    is it the same ermm handling fee as last time ? :flute:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    is it the same ermm handling fee as last time ? :flute:
    I'm afraid handling fees are no longer accepted, our inspectors have an increased salary of 30000 Ugandan Shillings
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    the bear We at the Safe Cave Initiative have chose to do an inspection of your cave. Please go about your normal business and we shall be inspecting your cave.
    Hello there.

    This is unacceptable and we have decided to move the boulder® in front of the cave™ at this time. Please notify us of inspections at least 436 calendar, working Gregorian weeks in advance….. you can make your booking with me at any time…. please leave the premises…. an administrative fee has been dispatched for your time…

    have a day,
    The Usherette™ Bsc. (Hons) CBE p.p. the Management™
    the cave™ management systematics plc. is a subsidiary of the bear™ holdings ltd.
    the bear™, management™ and The Usherette™ are all property of the bear™ plc. est. 1761
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    I'm afraid handling fees are no longer accepted, our inspectors have an increased salary of 30000 Ugandan Shillings
    of course. we have just upgraded our Stationery Services Unit™. here is one of our new style brown envelopes. see how it fits snugly inside your raincoat pocket

    Usherette™ will show you out

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    (Original post by The Usherette™)
    Hello there.

    This is unacceptable and we have decided to move the boulder in front of the cave™ at this time. Please notify us of inspections at least 436 calendar, working Gregorian weeks in advance….. you can make your booking with me at any time…. please leave the premises…. an administrative fee has been dispatched for your time…

    have a day,
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    (Original post by the bear)
    of course. we have just upgraded our Stationery Services Unit™. here is one of our new style brown envelopes. see how it fits snugly inside your raincoat pocket

    Usherette™ will show you out

    :wavey:
    If you look above you will see that we have a court order which means you will have to show us around
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    If you look above you will see that we have a court order which means you will have to show us around
    madam,

    as the cave™ is located outside of the jurisdiction of the United Kingdom, we have returned your letter tightly rolled up into a scroll to do with as you please

    have a day,
    The Usherette™ Bsc. (Hons) CBE p.p. the Management™
    the cave™ management systematics plc. is a subsidiary of the bear™ holdings ltd.
    the bear™, management™ and The Usherette™ are all property of the bear™ plc. est. 1761
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    (Original post by The Usherette™)
    madam,

    as the cave™ is located outside of the jurisdiction of the United Kingdom, we have returned your letter tightly rolled up into a scroll to do with as you please

    have a day,
    The Usherette™ Bsc. (Hons) CBE p.p. the Management™
    the cave™ management systematics plc. is a subsidiary of the bear™ holdings ltd.
    the bear™, management™ and The Usherette™ are all property of the bear™ plc. est. 1761
    thank you Usherette™. your Business Administration training has saved our baqon once more :hugs:

    *the Cave Inspectorate can do one* :teehee:

    :hahaha:

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    (Original post by the bear)
    thank you Usherette™. your Business Administration training has saved our baqon once more :hugs:

    *the Cave Inspectorate can do one* :teehee:

    :hahaha:

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    I'm afraid this is unacceptable, your cave will receive an unsatisfactory, unless payment is made directly to the Cave Inspectorate Offices.
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    I'm afraid this is unacceptable, your cave will receive an unsatisfactory, unless payment is made directly to the Cave Inspectorate Offices.
    We have HD video of an envelope full of Icelandic Dinars being accepted by yourself. Also the video of your relaxation time with Usherette™ is ready to upload to a popular internet site....

    over to you buddy [s]

    PS surely that can't be good for your back :lolwut:
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    You guys,I have an announcement to make...
 
 
 
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