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    We have HD video of an envelope full of Icelandic Dinars being accepted by yourself. Also the video of your relaxation time with Usherette™ is ready to upload to a popular internet site....

    over to you buddy [s]

    PS surely that can't be good for your back :lolwut:
    The Cave Inspectorate would love you to show the world how we are open to Icelandic culture and 'intimate' experiences.

    We have videos of an alleged 'shock' treatment facility and also evidence of whale abuse for sound recordings. Your move.

    Do not threaten us, Sir.
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    The Cave Inspectorate would love you to show the world how we are open to Icelandic culture and 'intimate' experiences.

    We have videos of an alleged 'shock' treatment facility and also evidence of whale abuse for sound recordings. Your move.

    Do not threaten us, Sir.
    *Usherette™.... unleash the jellyfish !!!*

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    (Original post by the bear)
    *Usherette™.... unleash the jellyfish !!!*

    I'm afraid I am a genetically modified human, grown by the cave inspectorate, I am immune to Jellyfish.
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    I'm afraid this is unacceptable, your cave will receive an unsatisfactory, unless payment is made directly to the Cave Inspectorate Offices.
    https://www.scribd.com/doc/312099501/Court-Summons :yes:
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    Dearest Usherette, I'm afraid the Safe Cave Initiative cannot open this link.
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    Dearest Usherette, I'm afraid the Safe Cave Initiative cannot open this link.
    :yes:

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    Usherette I'm afraid this document will not be legally binding as I am not a female
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    Usherette I'm afraid this document will not be legally binding as I am not a female
    court adjourned
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    you have a first class legal brain Usherette™ !!

    these clowns will be tied up in knots like a bad piece of macramé
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    (Original post by the bear)
    you have a first class legal brain Usherette™ !!

    these clowns will be tied up in knots like a bad piece of macramé
    who knew they taught law at Culinary School?! :shock:

    Gavin will be envious…. let us get back on track… smoothies and therapy…
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    (Original post by IAmNero)
    Usherette I'm afraid this document will not be legally binding as I am not a female
    under the European Law Commission directive 1989 sub paragraph 12:

    in the case where the accused claims not to be of the female gender but can be demonstrated to be female in some substantive form agreeable to the man on the Molenbeek Tram the accused may be regarded as female for the purposes of litigation.

    In the case of Bear™ vs Cave Inspector this legislation is effective due to the accused being a Big Girl's Blouse.
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    *the Management is please to announce that following the successful resolution of a bogus legal claim we are having it large*

    PARTY


    :ymca::dance::ymca:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *the Management is please to announce that following the successful resolution of a bogus legal claim we are having it large*

    PARTY

    :ymca::dance::ymca:
    :dance::dance::dance:
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    :dance::dance::dance:


    you need anything ...anything... ask Usherette™... she will sort you out

    :danceboy:

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    (Original post by the bear)


    you need anything ...anything... ask Usherette™... she will sort you out
    :danceboy:

    :elefant:
    :hmmm:
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    :hmmm:
    i mean... if your flip flops have a malfunction she can lend you some new ones :flute:

    or if you get blisters she has a pack of Elastoplast™ in her handbag. nomsayin' ?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i mean... if your flip flops have a malfunction she can lend you some new ones :flute:

    or if you get blisters she has a pack of Elastoplast™ in her handbag. nomsayin' ?
    i think i shall need a smoothie to mull this over… Gavin, oh Gavin!!
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    i think i shall need a smoothie to mull this over… Gavin, oh Gavin!!

    Gavin is just meeting his ermm organic ingredient supplier...

    he asked me to give you this new flavor Smoothie:

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    Gavin is just meeting his ermm organic ingredient supplier...

    he asked me to give you this new flavor Smoothie:

    https://assets.rbl.ms/2281424/980x.jpg
    Oh ermmmm, maybe I'll pass on that :giggle: allergies y'see
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Oh ermmmm, maybe I'll pass on that :giggle: allergies y'see
    man has a chronic problem he need dat miracle smoothie aiiiight :borat:
 
 
 
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