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    (Original post by dbmag9)
    Off to Amsterdam I go, smelling of Conal's perfume thanks to duty free. :sexface:
    That's like, the least exciting way to smell of another guy.
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    The kids I'm babysitting are arguing in the next room. I'm just going to sit here and pretend I can't hear them. :tea: #responsiblechildminding
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    (Original post by Terpsikhore)
    The kids I'm babysitting are arguing in the next room. I'm just going to sit here and pretend I can't hear them. :tea: #responsiblechildminding
    Been trying to find a child minding job but no luck :sadnod:
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    (Original post by ViceVersa)
    Been trying to find a child minding job but no luck :sadnod:
    This isn't work, I'm helping out a friend. I hate children so I'd never do this of my own volition :lol: Her kids are incredibly precocious and incredibly lively. If by 11.30 no limbs are broken and they haven't constructed a laser death ray, I'm calling it a success.
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    (Original post by Terpsikhore)
    This isn't work, I'm helping out a friend. I hate children so I'd never do this of my own volition :lol: Her kids are incredibly precocious and incredibly lively. If by 11.30 no limbs are broken and they haven't constructed a laser death ray, I'm calling it a success.
    Right okay
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    (Original post by dbmag9)
    Off to Amsterdam I go, smelling of Conal's perfume thanks to duty free. :sexface:
    Yeah, thank me later when you're under a pile of men


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    Hi guys, I think I've screwed my relationship up
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    Hi guys, I think I've screwed my relationship up
    What's happened hun?
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    Hi guys, I think I've screwed my relationship up
    Sorry to hear that. :console: How come?
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    (Original post by Terpsikhore)
    I'm just going to sit here and pretend I can't hear them. :tea: #responsiblechildminding
    Is there any other way of dealing with children (and sometimes adults as well)? :laugh:

    Good afternoon, everyone!

    'Twas a great day for cycling

    And eating a burger

    And cycling to burn those calories, too.

    And losing a lung on the way, probably. Man, those hills will be the death of meh!

    Lancs is a beautiful city, especially in days like today :yep:

    6-year-old-composition-writing-mode: OFF
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    (Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
    Is there any other way of dealing with children (and sometimes adults as well)? :laugh:

    Good afternoon, everyone!

    'Twas a great day for cycling

    And eating a burger

    And cycling to burn those calories, too.

    And losing a lung on the way, probably. Man, those hills will be the death of meh!

    Lancaster's a beautiful city, especially in days like today :yep:

    6-year-old-composition-writing-mode: OFF
    :wavey:

    Sounds good - did you go anywhere in particular?

    Will you be around later? I'm still working at the moment, so I've probably got time for another hour away from my laptop before I stop for today...
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    Nowhere in particular, just around, trying to become familiar with driving on the other side of the road

    Not 100% sure if I'll be around, seeing that I'm feeling increasingly guilty over having neglected my reading for so long :confused: Mind you, seeing my level of diligence in general..procrastination might just call at my door. And the ***** knocks hard :laugh:
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    Some people just aren't worth the time you spend on them.

    (Sproglets in bed, though definitely not asleep. I have free reign of the TV, the computer and the home cinema system including projector and screen, and have settled instead for TSR on my phone and a book about Fermat's last theorem.)
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    Wow, an LGBT chat thread? Cool

    Hi all! ^_^
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    (Original post by AnthonyShock)
    Wow, an LGBT chat thread? Cool

    Hi all! ^_^
    :hi:
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    Has everybody had a nice dayyy?
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    Off kayak surfing for the weekend tomorrow. Only issue is the weather forecast saying the surf will only be 40cm :wtf:

    Still. It's an excuse to spend most of it drinking and having fun with canoe club folk!
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    Something extremely shocking and rare happened today.

    I managed to get some intimate time with the other half :hubba:

    Not enough to redeem himself for yesterday, but its a start.

    Apparently I was waddling like a penguin at work :mmm:
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    (Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
    Is there any other way of dealing with children (and sometimes adults as well)? :laugh:

    Good afternoon, everyone!

    'Twas a great day for cycling

    And eating a burger

    And cycling to burn those calories, too.

    And losing a lung on the way, probably. Man, those hills will be the death of meh!

    Lancs is a beautiful city, especially in days like today :yep:

    6-year-old-composition-writing-mode: OFF
    I ate a lot today, didn't run at all. It feels weird being injured. It's like I have lots of free time now. Don't know what to do with my free time

    (Original post by Terpsikhore)
    The kids I'm babysitting are arguing in the next room. I'm just going to sit here and pretend I can't hear them. :tea: #responsiblechildminding
    I don't like children... I don't mind them when they're babies though.

    (Original post by Revd. Mike)
    That's like, the least exciting way to smell of another guy.
    Hahahaha. :rofl:
    It'd me more exciting if you shoplifted the perfume? What other more exciting way could there be to smell of another guy?

    OH! That. :lol: *a bit slow*

    (Original post by ViceVersa)
    I have no idea :erm: Maybe people are out having lives today..
    That's a great joke. I have no life, I can barely walk :cry2:

    (Original post by Ican'teven)
    So so worried about taking the IELTS. Unf.
    Good afternoon, fellas.
    Ah, you'll be fine. So silly that I had to take the TOEFL, haha. UK unis are strange. Are you applying to uni next year? Good luck!


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    (Original post by Crisps)
    Something extremely shocking and rare happened today.

    I managed to get some intimate time with the other half :hubba:

    Not enough to redeem himself for yesterday, but its a start.

    Apparently I was waddling like a penguin at work :mmm:
    Press a vibrator under your chin when you're getting to work down there. Just an innocent little tip
 
 
 
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