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    meanwhile microwave your popcorn and watch the beef unfold in this thread right here

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...06898&page=520
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    Nahhhhh, this = procrastination.
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    got a fever, but only on one side of my head? my left ear and left side of neck is warm as fuk but the right side is normal
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    (Original post by ReturnoftheG)
    going ok?

    Also I had a weird as **** daydream right now... my day dreams are essentially hallucinations now, I've took so much caffeine/aspirin/ibuprofen/paracetamol/insane amount of water/eyedrops/muscle rub cream/red bull/coffee in the last 8 hours that I've actually ****ed myself up badly i thinks. I can't even look at the ****ing light ffs and I feel the need to piss badly but every time I go to the ****ter it won't happen, it just don't come out/.

    anyways so in my daydream I was playing football then some wastemen yute turn up and they're like this is our pitch and as usual I have to go upto them and be like 'nah fam I booked it suck ma balls' but then they got their phones out and went on TSR onto some football pitch booking thread to prove that they had booked the pitch, and then basically I was playing football with TSR people, and you're all black as ****
    Yeah, It's 5000 word limit and I'm on 4500 so I could leave it there. Ain't done a proper draft though when I should have done it before easter so I'm screwed in that respect. Been in the library since 2pm though as my supervisor looked at my pathetic attempt of a draft and basically made corrections to the whole thing.

    I've taken **** loads of caffeine man since like 5pm. Had at least 4 small red bulls and a large can or two of monster.

    I had a football lucid dream yesterday. Did kickups with my brother who was doing it with ease, I was struggling but when I used my thighs to do kneeups it was easy(I'm very good at kneeups but ****e at kickups irl)

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    also up.
    Oh yeah where you going for uni btw?
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    (Original post by DurhamXI)


    Nahhhhh, this = procrastination.
    would bang but dont want boner whilst doing work

    unsure if boner would erect properly atm anyway and don't want to find out
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    (Original post by ReturnoftheG)
    would bang but dont want boner whilst doing work

    unsure if boner would erect properly atm anyway and don't want to find out
    Reminds me of a very unpleasant experience I had after a RedBull library night. Over-caffeine is the biggest boner killer.
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    why is it that when you're doing work that you most get the urge to talk to ex/chirpse new woman?

    I go through day to day life without any of this neediness bull****
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    (Original post by ReturnoftheG)
    why is it that when you're doing work that you most get the urge to talk to ex/chirpse new woman?

    I go through day to day life without any of this neediness bull****

    Uhhh God no. 'X-files' should never be opened. Never.
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    Selena Gomez looks like a young non busty version of Sunny Leone
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    (Original post by DurhamXI)
    Uhhh God no. 'X-files' should never be opened. Never.
    Yeah I've had dodgy problems with drugs and boners before, I just don't want to watch the vid and get a semi, give it a rub and then wonder why it aint developing.

    As for ex, well, I aint messaged her. Hard to say if it was even a proper relationship. We were never official. And she didn't want to give as much as I did so I just said **** it lets not bother. But only in exam period now do I feel like messaging her. It happens every ****ing exam period, there's always one ***** out there ready to distract me
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    (Original post by DurhamXI)
    Uhhh God no. 'X-files' should never be opened. Never.
    This brah.

    Don't go for girls in your direct friendship group unless you're planning on marriage
    Delete the girl from fb when you break up with them.
    Anyway I'm sure every guy has gone through the story of the crazy ex girlfriend.
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    (Original post by jam277)
    Yeah, It's 5000 word limit and I'm on 4500 so I could leave it there. Ain't done a proper draft though when I should have done it before easter so I'm screwed in that respect. Been in the library since 2pm though as my supervisor looked at my pathetic attempt of a draft and basically made corrections to the whole thing.

    I've taken **** loads of caffeine man since like 5pm. Had at least 4 small red bulls and a large can or two of monster.

    I had a football lucid dream yesterday. Did kickups with my brother who was doing it with ease, I was struggling but when I used my thighs to do kneeups it was easy(I'm very good at kneeups but ****e at kickups irl)


    Oh yeah where you going for uni btw?
    you still in library now?

    fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    I can't do kick-ups properly :rofl2:
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    (Original post by ReturnoftheG)
    you still in library now?

    fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    I can't do kick-ups properly :rofl2:
    Yup. I'm the kinda guy who spends 5 hours in a library and gets like 2 hours of work done.
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    (Original post by jam277)
    This brah.

    Don't go for girls in your direct friendship group unless you're planning on marriage
    Delete the girl from fb when you break up with them.
    Anyway I'm sure every guy has gone through the story of the crazy ex girlfriend.
    mate sometimes yeh you just get these ****ing psychos and you can't do anything about it. you delete their number but they still text you, pretend like it's okay and everything's cool and then flip on you the next day, it's just ****ing bull****

    psycho *****es, nah
    ratchet hoes, nah
    nah nah nah nah nah
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    (Original post by ReturnoftheG)
    Yeah I've had dodgy problems with drugs and boners before, I just don't want to watch the vid and get a semi, give it a rub and then wonder why it aint developing.

    As for ex, well, I aint messaged her. Hard to say if it was even a proper relationship. We were never official. And she didn't want to give as much as I did so I just said **** it lets not bother. But only in exam period now do I feel like messaging her. It happens every ****ing exam period, there's always one ***** out there ready to distract me
    Know these feels. Also get those funny mixed feelings when I (unfortunately, and sometimes inevitably through a cruel twist of fate) bump into them with the new guy. On one hand it is the thought process of "HAH, you ****, you got my sloppy seconds, been there before you did!", on the other hand it is "**** you, you stole the love of my life, come backkk ".
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    (Original post by jam277)
    Yup. I'm the kinda guy who spends 5 hours in a library and gets like 2 hours of work done.
    BRUV ITS 4AM

    you been there 14 hours

    damn

    aint you hungry and stuff


    \real talk

    i cant do work in library no more. my wrist is ****ed so I cant go gym and I don't control my eating so I gotten fat over the last 2 months. which means my clothes dont fit me properly, which means that my joggin bottoms too tight which makes me fart when im sitting down for long periods of time. so I cant go library unless I want to stink like an Indian toilet cleaner

    /real talk
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    (Original post by ReturnoftheG)
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=1984332

    mate what the **** do you call this

    all respect lost
    hahahahahahaha! That's so cringe now I look at that omg...

    that's a nice dog though



    (Original post by jam277)
    Yeah, It's 5000 word limit and I'm on 4500 so I could leave it there. Ain't done a proper draft though when I should have done it before easter so I'm screwed in that respect. Been in the library since 2pm though as my supervisor looked at my pathetic attempt of a draft and basically made corrections to the whole thing.

    I've taken **** loads of caffeine man since like 5pm. Had at least 4 small red bulls and a large can or two of monster.

    I had a football lucid dream yesterday. Did kickups with my brother who was doing it with ease, I was struggling but when I used my thighs to do kneeups it was easy(I'm very good at kneeups but ****e at kickups irl)


    Oh yeah where you going for uni btw?
    Surrey in a few months for economics. Decent.
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    (Original post by jam277)
    This brah.

    Don't go for girls in your direct friendship group unless you're planning on marriage
    Delete the girl from fb when you break up with them.
    Anyway I'm sure every guy has gone through the story of the crazy ex girlfriend.
    Hear you bro. Fortunately, I have always been very good at following no-contact. First time I had it years ago hurt like a ****, but you are relatively numb after that and move on quicker with subsequent girls.

    The best way to get over these things, is, ignore them and be happy without them. They will see and a lot of the time they come running back anyway as it hurts their ego to see you (appear to) not give a damn.
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    (Original post by DurhamXI)
    Know these feels. Also get those funny mixed feelings when I (unfortunately, and sometimes inevitably through a cruel twist of fate) bump into them with the new guy. On one hand it is the thought process of "HAH, you ****, you got my sloppy seconds, been there before you did!", on the other hand it is "**** you, you stole the love of my life, come backkk ".
    I never go for girls at my uni for a number of reasons, this is one of them. I dont want no emotional bull**** around campus, I dont want everyone seeing me with her, and then seeing me without her etc
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    (Original post by The Assassin)
    hahahahahahaha! That's so cringe now I look at that omg...

    that's a nice dog though





    Surrey in a few months for economics. Decent.
    from now on all responses to the assassin will be this gif and :dunce:
 
 
 
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