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    My history teacher had a Match.com profile :teehee:
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    A guy filmed his girlfriend frigging herself with a marsbar. Shock horror they broke up and that video went viral around not just the entire school but the entire city! So now she is known synonymously as 'the mars bar girl' and anyone that reveals that they go to our school are always interrogated about it.

    I kid you not.
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    Probably one of these two

    One day 5 boys attacked one with a hammer nun-chuks (lol) a glass bottle and te other two with their fists!

    or one time a the older ones of the gang from my town came up to batter the gang from the next town.(we all went to one school) They had snooker balls in socks baseball bats. In the end the only person harmed was one teacher who got punched. One of the wee fuds got caught and 4 teachers pinned him down till the police arrived. He had two knives on him!
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    (Original post by the_alybot)
    A guy filmed his girlfriend frigging herself with a marsbar. Shock horror they broke up and that video went viral around not just the entire school but the entire city! So now she is known synonymously as 'the mars bar girl' and anyone that reveals that they go to our school are always interrogated about it.

    I kid you not.
    ...are her initials EG?

    - just saw you're not in my city, but this happened at mine.
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    Im not joking when I say this.. I've been here for seven years and NOTHING has happened. Absolutely nothing!

    Theres the odd muck up day with fire alarms going off, but thats about it...
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    After the last female PE teache left, there was 1 male PE teacher left at the school. And someone said something about innaproiate behavour and he was no longer allowed into the girls changing rooms (after we'd all finished changing) and they had to get a maths teacher to take the class untill they hired a female PE teacher. There were several romours going around, so I have no idea for the actual reason.
    There was also a girl in year 8 who got pregnant, another one in year 9 who had an abortion :/
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    (Original post by Jtking3000)
    A recent scandal at my school (in my opinion):

    1. There was No teacher at our physics lesson
    2. We decided to throw a tennis ball and play around since there was nothing to do and noone was working
    3. This really weird Chinese kid who is in our class told the head of year
    4. They decided to kick me and another one of the people permanently out of future physics lessons and apparently we were lucky not to be kicked out of the summer exams despite the fact that i'm likely to get an A*.

    overreaction....much?

    Those bloody Chinese spies.
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    The Head got fired for smoking drugs confiscated off students. Later it came to light he had been cheating on his wife as well lol

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ol-webcam.html
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    A year 7 tried to kill themselves at school (I was in the same year), and a year 11 two years ago murdered her abusive boyfriend. Not actually at school though.
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    The entire roof fell off once. It hadn't been built properly or something. :lolwut:


    Luckily, that was in the summer holidays.
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    Hmmmmm...

    Will add more if I can be bothered...
    • ALOT of underage pregnancy
    • ALOT of violence
    • People getting arrested for bringing in weapons (knives, machetes etc)
    • A couple of murders
    • Some teachers leaving after one day
    • Just read someones entry about someone trying to commit suicide. In our school some people tried to kill themselves. One girl ended up on the roof and people were telling her to jump


    Yeah, I've always known I went to a crap school

    I could go into details but I'd be here all day.
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    (Original post by Pandabär)
    The entire roof fell off once. It hadn't been built properly or something. :lolwut:


    Luckily, that was in the summer holidays.
    Our roof blew off in the wind so the school was shut while it got fixed, though year 11s still had to go in :P

    And a girl was murdered by a guy wandering in off the street in 1994 I think it was, there's a memorial garden there now and stuff.
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    Someone came to a school Youth Club in Year 9 drunk and with cigarettes in her boots

    Two people on a school trip abroad got tattoos, I've seen photos of one of the tattoos - it is awful

    Someone brought a BB gun to school and shot two people with it, he got expelled

    A MacBook Pro was stolen in February, after mobile phones and money has also been stolen. The thief is yet to be found

    And apparently in Primary our head teacher was having an affair with the deputy head, however I don't know how reliable our sources were in primary 7 :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by cheeseisnice)
    Not much really, all I can think of is one of the teachers getting pregnant by a sixth former. Her husband worked in the school and her son was in year 7 at the time and now gets pretty bullied for it
    Did she keep the baby?
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    (Original post by P_Ben21)
    Somebody, pooped in a urinal.

    Dooky in the urinal.
    someone pooped in our water fountain
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    An Upper Sixth boy had sex with a girl in Lower Sixth, secretly filmed it and then charged his friends (and later, random people in the school) to view it. To make matters worse, he was the son of one of the RE teachers. :rofl:

    There was talk he was going to be expelled, but I think the police let him off with a very severe warning (they were both seventeen, so although it was technically child porn, it's not like it was a forty year old doing the same with a fourteen year old) and the school just suspended him for a long while.
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    Paedophile teacher, scarily his name was Mr Body :/
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    Wow, these stories have been shocking, amusing and unbelievable.

    In comparison our school is practically faultless :O

    Nah, there's been rumours of a few pregnancies, of which had been terminated, but a rumour was going round that someone in Year 9 or 10 was pregnant a month ago and they're keeping it? Time will soon tell who it is...

    Erm...someone **** in the urinals in the lad's toilets and clogged up the drain or something?
    A supply teacher died in a car crash when there was loads of snow/ice in November/December time of last year
    There's been no student-teacher relationships as far as I'm aware

    But yes, our school is pretty boring in that aspect. Not that I'm complaining by some of the stuff I've read in this thread!
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    A teacher at my school got arrested for downloading and watching Squid porn.
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    http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/n...l/article.html

    It gets quite graphic....
 
 
 

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