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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not anything in person, thankfully :lol: Just stuff on TV.
    Okay haha.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    ..,You're cold blooded lol
    Nooooo, I genuinely felt terrible afterwards I had to go and finish myself or I'd have gone mad, but if it makes you feel better it wasn't the most enjoyable w*** of my life :lol:

    So anyway, you and Nirvana1989-1994 seem pretty close and me and her seem to be getting into it - you know what they say, three's company :mmm:
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    (Original post by Saba XD)
    Lmao, sorry for asking for proof. I was obviously joking. But, just was shocked as I'm a Muslim too lol.
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    Ano, truth be told I just like sharing the story because most people find it hilarious :rofl: She was obviously just a one-off, I imagine you're totally innocent
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Nooooo, I genuinely felt terrible afterwards I had to go and finish myself or I'd have gone mad, but if it makes you feel better it wasn't the most enjoyable w*** of my life :lol:

    So anyway, you and Nirvana1989-1994 seem pretty close and me and her seem to be getting into it - you know what they say, three's company :mmm:
    But didn't you realise there was something off about the whole thing? I mean wasn't she ...reluctant to go home with you?

    Only if we listen to AC/DC
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    But didn't you realise there was something off about the whole thing? I mean wasn't she ...reluctant to go home with you?

    Only if we listen to AC/DC
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
    Sure am.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
    You did it at her place? Oh my days.

    Well.. each to their own... :erm:

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ano, truth be told I just like sharing the story because most people find it hilarious :rofl: She was obviously just a one-off, I imagine you're totally innocent
    Totally. :innocent:

    Btw, enjoy your threesome. :mmm:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
    Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though :rofl:

    Of course she is lol

    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Sure am.
    Yet another thing in common :toofunny:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though :rofl:

    Of course she is lol



    Yet another thing in common :toofunny:
    True.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though :rofl:
    Almost, just without the ridiculously cheesey and unrealistic opener and definitely not like a porno once the actual sex started :rofl:


    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Of course she is lol



    Yet another thing in common :toofunny:
    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Sure am.
    Excellent :perv: Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common :rofl:
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    (Original post by Saba XD)
    Totally. :innocent:

    Btw, enjoy your threesome. :mmm:
    I still love you...
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    (Original post by Qaz25)
    You did it at her place? Oh my days.

    Well.. each to their own... :erm:

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    Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)

    Excellent :perv: Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common :rofl:
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    Almost, just without the ridiculously cheesey and unrealistic opener and definitely not like a porno once the actual sex started :rofl:
    Did she look like Mia Khalifa? I'm tempted to put a pic here too, but meh... better not :rofl:

    Excellent :perv: Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common :rofl:
    on a ****ing student forum, yeaaah, great :toofunny:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Did she look like Mia Khalifa? I'm tempted to put a pic here too, but meh... better not :rofl:



    on a ****ing student forum, yeaaah, great :toofunny:
    She did a bit as it happens Not quite as fit, which I'm sorta glad about tbh as I'd have been in tears that it didn't really work out :lol: but she was pretty hot.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    She did a bit as it happens Not quite as fit, which I'm sorta glad about tbh as I'd have been in tears that it didn't really work out :lol: but she was pretty hot.
    Wouldn't it have been amazing? Both of you crying right there... :toofunny:
    *credits roll*
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Wouldn't it have been amazing? Both of you crying right there... :toofunny:
    *credits roll*
    :toofunny:I'm so glad that didn't happen. It would have turned from a story I'm happy to share for comic effect, to one I'd have never told a soul due to my eternal shame :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me :rofl:
    Lucky you, in a sense... I guess lol. You got the best of both world's... didn't get beaten up and got her for a time

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    :toofunny:I'm so glad that didn't happen. It would have turned from a story I'm happy to share for comic effect, to one I'd have never told a soul due to my eternal shame :rofl:
    So this is like, the best story you've got? :rofl:
 
 
 
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