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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    ..,You're cold blooded lol
    Nooooo, I genuinely felt terrible afterwards I had to go and finish myself or I'd have gone mad, but if it makes you feel better it wasn't the most enjoyable w*** of my life :lol:

    So anyway, you and Nirvana1989-1994 seem pretty close and me and her seem to be getting into it - you know what they say, three's company :mmm:
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    (Original post by Saba XD)
    Lmao, sorry for asking for proof. I was obviously joking. But, just was shocked as I'm a Muslim too lol.
    :getmecoat:
    Ano, truth be told I just like sharing the story because most people find it hilarious :rofl: She was obviously just a one-off, I imagine you're totally innocent
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Nooooo, I genuinely felt terrible afterwards I had to go and finish myself or I'd have gone mad, but if it makes you feel better it wasn't the most enjoyable w*** of my life :lol:

    So anyway, you and Nirvana1989-1994 seem pretty close and me and her seem to be getting into it - you know what they say, three's company :mmm:
    But didn't you realise there was something off about the whole thing? I mean wasn't she ...reluctant to go home with you?

    Only if we listen to AC/DC
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    But didn't you realise there was something off about the whole thing? I mean wasn't she ...reluctant to go home with you?

    Only if we listen to AC/DC
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
    Sure am.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
    You did it at her place? Oh my days.

    Well.. each to their own... :erm:

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ano, truth be told I just like sharing the story because most people find it hilarious :rofl: She was obviously just a one-off, I imagine you're totally innocent
    Totally. :innocent:

    Btw, enjoy your threesome. :mmm:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it :lol:

    Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this Nirvana1989-1994 :sexface:
    Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though :rofl:

    Of course she is lol

    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Sure am.
    Yet another thing in common :toofunny:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though :rofl:

    Of course she is lol



    Yet another thing in common :toofunny:
    True.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though :rofl:
    Almost, just without the ridiculously cheesey and unrealistic opener and definitely not like a porno once the actual sex started :rofl:


    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Of course she is lol



    Yet another thing in common :toofunny:
    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Sure am.
    Excellent :perv: Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common :rofl:
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    (Original post by Saba XD)
    Totally. :innocent:

    Btw, enjoy your threesome. :mmm:
    I still love you...
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    (Original post by Qaz25)
    You did it at her place? Oh my days.

    Well.. each to their own... :erm:

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    Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)

    Excellent :perv: Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common :rofl:
    :excited:
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    Almost, just without the ridiculously cheesey and unrealistic opener and definitely not like a porno once the actual sex started :rofl:
    Did she look like Mia Khalifa? I'm tempted to put a pic here too, but meh... better not :rofl:

    Excellent :perv: Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common :rofl:
    on a ****ing student forum, yeaaah, great :toofunny:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Did she look like Mia Khalifa? I'm tempted to put a pic here too, but meh... better not :rofl:



    on a ****ing student forum, yeaaah, great :toofunny:
    She did a bit as it happens Not quite as fit, which I'm sorta glad about tbh as I'd have been in tears that it didn't really work out :lol: but she was pretty hot.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    She did a bit as it happens Not quite as fit, which I'm sorta glad about tbh as I'd have been in tears that it didn't really work out :lol: but she was pretty hot.
    Wouldn't it have been amazing? Both of you crying right there... :toofunny:
    *credits roll*
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Wouldn't it have been amazing? Both of you crying right there... :toofunny:
    *credits roll*
    :toofunny:I'm so glad that didn't happen. It would have turned from a story I'm happy to share for comic effect, to one I'd have never told a soul due to my eternal shame :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me :rofl:
    Lucky you, in a sense... I guess lol. You got the best of both world's... didn't get beaten up and got her for a time

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    :toofunny:I'm so glad that didn't happen. It would have turned from a story I'm happy to share for comic effect, to one I'd have never told a soul due to my eternal shame :rofl:
    So this is like, the best story you've got? :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me :rofl:
    Youve got nothing to worry about woody.

    As ''allah'' exists only in the superstitious ''minds'' of muslims.

    And she has to worry, as she will probably get murdered by her muslim family if they found out.
 
 
 
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