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    (Original post by The Financier)
    Is this cause of Ramadan?
    Yeah brah

    someone was talking about 12 snickers and that made stomach rumble like mad
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    (Original post by LostGear)
    Yeah brah

    someone was talking about 12 snickers and that made stomach rumble like mad
    Sorry dude.

    But I'm fasting aswell so...

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    (Original post by LostGear)
    Yeah brah

    someone was talking about 12 snickers and that made stomach rumble like mad
    Just remember it's all for a good cause.
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    (Original post by LostGear)
    Don't talk about food
    Penis.

    U mad.


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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Kairos, help me stop my thoughts :rolleyes:
    I'm here to sugar cream your angus.


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Penis.

    U mad.


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    That's been the best food since man walked the earth

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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)


    Tell me what I need to do. I'll do it.



    I will accept the title of slut, but I don't stereotype I was right anyway, I bet you lot haven't even discovered fire yet :unimpressed:

    You know it As long as I have my makeup brushes, **** other essentials like bedding and clothes, life will go on as long as I can be a horny squirrel, I'm fine with that :yep:

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    Try me Eva :rolleyes:

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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Penis.

    U mad.


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    (Original post by Mr.Intelligent)
    That's been the best food since man walked the earth

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    So you guys eat penis?

    Surely there is no guy who would consent to that, do you force them or get them off cadavers?

    Also do you cook them or have them raw? what's your fav recipe?
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    So you guys eat penis?

    Surely there is no guy who would consent to that, do you force them or get them off cadavers?

    Also do you cook them or have them raw? what's your fav recipe?
    Regenerative penis.

    'Blow and dry':

    1 ounce of air

    2 ounces of tongue pressure

    Rotate in the mouth for 20 minutes until a white liquid is released.
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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Regenerative penis.

    'Blow and dry':

    1 ounce of air

    2 ounces of tongue pressure

    Rotate in the mouth for 20 minutes until a white liquid is released.
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    Um, thats called a blowjob, not eating penis
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Um, thats called a blowjob, not eating penis
    So what's eating a vagina then?

    :holmes:


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    So what's eating a vagina then?

    :holmes:


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    I believe the phrase is eating out :hand:
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    I believe the phrase is eating out :hand:
    Dat takeaway.


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Dat takeaway.


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    Sometimes men will take a woman away

    But not for food
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Sometimes men will take a woman away

    But not for food
    Semper fideus.

    Remember that.


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Semper fideus.

    Remember that.


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    Semper fidelis?
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    I believe the phrase is eating out :hand:
    How would you know that?
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    (Original post by The Financier)
    How would you know that?
    Ayyonline
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Semper fidelis?
    *brings up the 'I haven't slept properly excuse*


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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    *brings up the 'I haven't slept properly excuse*


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    k den
 
 
 
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