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    Wow this is weird, I'm usually like 2-3 times a day! Anything less than once a day can't be good!
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    i go once a month, looking at the replies in this thread i'm now quite worried. is once a month not normal???
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    Once a day, and usually at odd hours at night.
    Poo is the ****!
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    (Original post by machiavelli123)
    about 3/4 times a day...no jokes...
    i eat a lot of fibre though...bran flakes in the morning etc.
    looks like some of you guys need to get some roughage inside yer...
    isn't it indigestible material though? so the less you excrete the better as you are using it in your body?
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    i was sitting in the attic when it came out automatic DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA

    i was sitting on the grass when it came out of my arse DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

    when your stomache starts a rollin' and your cleanin' out your colon DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

    when you're climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

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    This thread is a serious case of too much information :naughty:
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    (Original post by jasmine90)
    This thread is a serious case of too much information :naughty:
    maybe,but asking how often people have sex, periods or masturbate isn't?:rolleyes:
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    Currently fighting the desire to link OP to a **** load (pun intended) of scat vids. Must leave before mods warn me. Ggggguuhh
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    Every morning, I'm female.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    :gasp: that's loads. I go 2 /3 times a a week
    Then you need ta eat more fibre!
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    6 times a day at least
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    I average about 2PPD
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    (Original post by Rimipie)
    i was sitting in the attic when it came out automatic DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA

    i was sitting on the grass when it came out of my arse DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

    when your stomache starts a rollin' and your cleanin' out your colon DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

    when you're climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

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    I was swimming and I farted, left brown water then departed DIARRHOEA. DIARRHOEA.

    A fart that wouldn't budge became a bumcake made of fudge DIARRHOEA. DIARRHOEA

    You can hear the pitter patter as I splatter faecal matter DIARRHOEA. DIARRHOEA.

    :teehee:
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    (Original post by Sakura-Chan)
    I can go a week without having a poo, but I think there's something wrong with my stomach
    Go and see your GP asap.
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    People say it's gross, but it's really nice on toast DIARRHOEA. DIARRHOEA.

    People think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny DIARRHOEA. DIARRHOEA

    You can cook it in a pot, you can serve it while its hot DIARRHOEA. DIARRHOEA.

    Also:

    I was sitting in my class
    When it came out of my arse
    Diarrohea, diarrohea

    Teacher wasn't in
    So I did it in the bin
    Diarrohea, diarrohea

    When she got back
    I got a big slap
    Diarrohea, diarrohea

    :teehee: :mmm:

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    Whenever Paul's Bathroom Is Free.
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    (Original post by bhap08)
    Whenever Paul's Bathroom Is Free.
    Lol.
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    (Original post by bhap08)
    Whenever Paul's Bathroom Is Free.
    :rofl:
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    It is a perfectly valid question, the OP maybe wants to compare to see if her/his bowel movements are normal.

    My answer - 2 times a day usually.
 
 
 
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