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(Original post by Deano123456)
seriously, how do i tell my girlfriend she has a stinking rotting beaver without hurting her feelings? i mean, its like giving oral to a puffer fish thats been dead for 2 weeks. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I honestly nearly laughed myself to death after reading that. Didn't even go anon!

If thats how your going to tell her I wouldn't as that WILL hurt her feelings lol. Recommend to her that both of you go for an STD check-up together just to look out for her health while secretly seeing if its thrush or summin?
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(Original post by MissOxford)
Posts like this make studying so much more fun.
i feel happy knowing i have made your night that little bit more interesting
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Oh, i thought of something good - be all romantic and suggest that you two take a shower together. Then apply the soap for her.
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(Original post by Andrew1991)
I honestly nearly laughed myself to death after reading that. Didn't even go anon!
why would i care about people knowing i have a girlfriend with a fishy fanny?????
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(Original post by MissOxford)
Oh, i thought of something good - be all romantic and suggest that you two take a shower together. Then apply the soap for her.
lol, then stick the whole bar of soap up there and be like "oohh, soap games, how sexy, dontcha think?, keep it in there for a while, I insist".
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(Original post by Deano123456)
why would i care about people knowing i have a girlfriend with a fishy fanny?????

Omg rep tomorrow for this post. I pissed myself.
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(Original post by greatmonte)
Lol awesome but still slightly weird , and Im not sure I wanna know sex ed classes have already disturbed me enough :cool:
hehe :p:
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Salmon or tuna?

Don't tell me it's smoky mackerel. Heeellll nooooo.
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(Original post by Reue)
Tried it then?
There's only one way to find out :sexface: :p:
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There's only one way to find out :sexface: :p:
Afraid you're going to have to get yourself to Reading then missy.
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(Original post by Reue)
Afraid you're going to have to get yourself to Reading then missy.
Haha- I'll let you know when I'm around
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(Original post by ROTF)
Haha- I'll let you know when I'm around
I'll try and free a space in my busy schedule.
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(Original post by Reue)
I'll try and free a space in my busy schedule.
im SORRY! but am i right in saying the topic of my mrs mackeral caused the two of you to meet up in reading??????? wtf???
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Just say, did you know your vag smells of fish. BF said it to me and we're still together, I just try and wash a lot more
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(Original post by Reue)
Exactly.

We must spread the word.
What's this?
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Just the first page of this thread had so many disgusting mental images (ham lips being up there) that I think I will abstain when I see my girlfriend tomorrow.
Stupid tsr :mad:
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im SORRY! but am i right in saying the topic of my mrs mackeral caused the two of you to meet up in reading??????? wtf???
she ought to be proud.
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I'll try and free a space in my busy schedule.
WHAT! IF I'M NOT PRIORITY- I'M NOT COMING! :cool:
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What's this?
Citrus fruits makes you taste better. fact.
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WHAT! IF I'M NOT PRIORITY- I'M NOT COMING! :cool:
Oh, you'll be cumming..
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