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(Original post by jakesonu)
not really, but i just want a change , you know, i thought it was normal, don't get me wrong, i love sex but masturbating to porn and stuff is even better sometimes.
Make sure your girlfriend doesn't see you next time? That's why it's called 'me' time.
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First off you girls must take your profile pics off, like asap. If the op masturbates over facebook pics why wouldnt he do the same to tsr profile pics.

Op, its her fault, she clearly isnt doing her job properly.
She should satisfy you.

I do think you are a troll though
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(Original post by Rossical)
Porn is slightly different to pictures of girls on facebook ¬_¬.

When you're beating meat it's all the same.
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(Original post by tropical-twist3)
OP no wonder she's mad, if it was just porn that's ok, that's like masturbating over celebs....like they aren't really real people. But girls on fb, they are mutual friends or friends and stuff so it's closer to home, people you could actually talk flirt (and maybe more) with and alot of girls don't like that. Would you like it if she masturbated over your friends?
This 100% It's a whole different issue to watching porn.
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(Original post by Tsukuyomi)
First off you girls must take your profile pics off, like asap. If the op masturbates over facebook pics why wouldnt he do the same to tsr profile pics.

Op, its her fault, she clearly isnt doing her job properly.
She should satisfy you.

I do think you are a troll though
lol, if anything, girls should be flattered
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(Original post by concubine)
When you're beating meat it's all the same.

hahaha - your sig
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What were you thinking by ******* in the kitchen?
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Hahaha........

This, OP, this..........


lol I thought of that as well. I actually lol'd when I first saw that advert :laugh:
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(Original post by jakesonu)
she does turn me on, im sexually attracted to her, but doesn't mean she the ONLY one who i find sexy.
i know that but there's finding people attractive and ******* over them!! you have to see her point. be more careful in future
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This 100% It's a whole different issue to watching porn.

******* sexual prudes, the lot of you.
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(Original post by concubine)
******* sexual prudes, the lot of you.
I am FAR from being a prude. However, masturbating to pictures of acquaintances and expecting it to be 'okay' is idiotic.
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(Original post by grape:))
I am FAR from being a prude. However, masturbating to pictures of acquaintances and expecting it to be 'okay' is idiotic.

No it's not.


Open your mind babe. Love fest for all!





(I realise this will never work as, for some reason, the majority of you lesser beings still get jealous and ****... Maybe it will only work with 40yr old + people. Kids these days. > : |)
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(Original post by jakesonu)
like 2 days ago, so still recent, but , you might ask what the problem is..Well now I've got a habit of masturbating to pictures of girls on Facebook.

She was really angry, like i never saw her that angry since we started going out 2 years ago. I chased her to explain, she wasn't having it, She won't reply to my texts or pick up the phone.

Be honest girls, is this an exaggeration from her ?
Did you chase her with your **** still hanging out?
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(Original post by laurenl93)
... how old are you?


I would be pissed off too if i were her though
Send her a picture of you masturbating to her fb profile :sexface:

or not.
Definitely applying to Sheffield? What happens if you mess up your UKCAT?
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(Original post by concubine)
No it's not.


Open your mind babe. Love fest for all!

(I realise this will never work as, for some reason, the majority of you lesser beings still get jealous and ****... Maybe it will only work with 40yr old + people. Kids these days. > : |)
Don't call me babe, you moron.
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Don't call me babe, you moron.
lmao, ure feisty
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Personally I think jerking off to girls on facebook is kinda screwed up.
same....its kinda like cyber-stalker creepy.

just don't do it again.
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I would go to each girl and tell her I've been jerking off about her photo and ask her to explain to my girlfriend I don't have a thing for them in reality. It might help the situation, get your female buddies horny and replace your girlfriend who's about to dump you, or make you a publicly known idiot.

LOL at the OP for getting busted. Never ever do something like this while your girlfriend is in the same building.
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(Original post by grape:))
Don't call me babe, you moron.

Me - 1
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(Original post by maybesBABY)
same....its kinda like cyber-stalker creepy.

just don't do it again.

Difference between fapping to a pic of someone on Facebook and fapping away with them in your mind?


Yeah, that's right.


I WIN AGAIN. ******* dumbass preconceptions of what is 'right' and what is 'creepy'.

STOP BUYING INTO IMAGINARY RULES.
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