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why didn't you ask if you could watch
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(Original post by faithxfaye)
I walked in and thankfully i didn't see it but like i quickly walked out the room; what do i do?

how can i turn my thinkin somewhere else?
You think about him masturbating now? Dude ... what's the matter with you?!
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As opposed to midday at Hogwarts?
Just go to sleep, you'll forget about it eventually.
Haha, I love your sig, made me lol
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(Original post by cambio wechsel)
I came home from work early one day and found a 'bro' masturbating in my bed, naked and with his great craning **** out. Yes. My wife had him pinned down on the bed but he gave her the slip while I went downstairs to call the police.

These are frightening times that we live in, sad to say. And while no harm came of it, I couldn't commend my dear lady's 'Tony Martin' reaction to anyone else.

this was a joke about the lies we tell ourselves (came home early to find that my plucky wife had pinned a naked intruder to the bed...).

While I am very touched by it, please no more positive rep with comments about bravely sharing a "horrifying ordeal". Thanks very much.
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(Original post by faithxfaye)
I walked in and thankfully i didn't see it but like i quickly walked out the room; what do i do?

how can i turn my thinkin somewhere else?


JOIN WITH HIM AND SPREAD YOUR SEED!
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(Original post by explosions hurt)
Next time your family has dinner together ask him why he was cleaning his penis in his room, it will make it less awkward.
I was cleaning it and it just went off!
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(Original post by DivineComedian)
faithxfaye, all the people that are suggesting that you talk to him about it clearly don't know squat! You don't never ever want to talk to him about masturbation :naughty:, only a mother or (preferably) father should. I'm not suggesting, however, that you tell your parents. He's a kid and his testosterone levels have spiked up unimaginably. The right thing to do know is to let him be, he'll grow out of it as he grows older and his testosterone levels will decrease. Remember it's all part of the process of growing up
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I could bet £500 that you've masturbated too, would you like it if your bro decided to give you advice on it? I doubt that
What the hell!???

First of all, I'm surprised you've even entertained the idea that his mother or father should talk to him about it. ******* talk to him about what? Why would they want to do that? It's a perfectly normal thing to do!

Secondly, he won't grow out of it. People don't just stop masturbating, why on Earth would they stop? When he gets a girlfriend he might do it less, be I doubt he will stop completely.
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If you want it to be. :sexface:
I do want it to be :sexface:
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Don't worry about it. I'm sure many others have done the same. Don't bother mentioning it, I'm sure he's more embarrassed than you :p:
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(Original post by faithxfaye)
I walked in and thankfully i didn't see it but like i quickly walked out the room; what do i do?

how can i turn my thinkin somewhere else?
No big deal. All boys do it (and us girls). I know my bro has porn in his room and pretty sure he goes poking in my room looking for stuff.
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