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Describe your perfect Girlfriend/Boyfriend... watch

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    http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/20127..._hendricks.jpg:sexface: :drool:
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    (Original post by lovely_me)
    Oh my god! You're a lesbian!

    My response to OP; my perfect man:

    He would be a self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament

    :fan: ARE YOU OUT THERE MISTER??
    Disgusting huh?
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    I have a perfect boyfriend
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    Justin Bieber.

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/50...ndostore01.jpg

    The stuff I would do to him. :sexface: :sogood: :coma:

    I bet he's SO good at shagging as well. :drool:

    Evidence:
    I honestly can't take your post anymore! IT'S JUST WRONG! WROOOOOOOOOOONG. :rant:

    He's just a child! A CHILD!
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    (Original post by MissSasha)
    :love::drool: Will Demps :drool::love:
    Hes the sexiest man alive!
    Utter, utter ********.

    I can't believe it. Doesn't this guy do it for you:

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...r++a+cutie.jpg

    Aww!
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    (Original post by Sushidelight)
    I honestly can't take your post anymore! IT'S JUST WRONG! WROOOOOOOOOOONG. :rant:

    He's just a child! A CHILD!
    He's 16. He's perfectly legal. :sexface:

    EDIT: I literally :rofl: at your post.
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    And my perfect man... Bova!

    http://blog.screenweek.it/wp-content...8/05/bova2.jpg
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    (Original post by sweetnesspink)
    Disgusting huh?
    :holmes:

    Curious, very curious.
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    He's 16. He's perfectly legal. :sexface:
    16?|

    It gets worse.
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    (Original post by Miss_Scarlet)
    Purely out of interest and boredom... xD

    What would they look like?
    The standard tall, dark and handsome does it for me And nice eyes :love:

    (Original post by Miss_Scarlet)
    What would their personality be like?
    Caring (for people and animals), funny, intelligent, easy to talk to, exciting to be around, confident, mature and sensible when he needs to be but not boring...

    (Original post by Miss_Scarlet)
    How would they be in the bedroom?
    :sogood:
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    (Original post by Sushidelight)
    And my perfect man... Bova!

    http://blog.screenweek.it/wp-content...8/05/bova2.jpg
    :zomg: :zomg: :zomg:

    ******* hell, that scared me.

    I swear to God, he looks like a rapist/paedophile/murderer etc etc.

    God Almighty...
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    Utter, utter ********.
    http://photos.essence.com/system/ima..._Shoot_033.jpg

    Will Demps for me anyday! :drool:

    justin looks about 12 i couldnt be dealing with that loool
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    He's 16. He's perfectly legal. :sexface:

    EDIT: I literally :rofl: at your post.
    Not in Northern America it ain't!

    That means you're a peado! :lolwut:
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    Talk about a pair of knockers! :rofl:
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    (Original post by Sushidelight)
    16?|

    It gets worse.
    Why do you say that?
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    (Original post by MissSasha)
    http://photos.essence.com/system/ima..._Shoot_033.jpg

    Will Demps for me anyday! :drool:

    justin looks about 12 i couldnt be dealing with that loool
    No, he just doesn't do it for me.

    Urgh.
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    (Original post by lovely_me)
    Not in Northern America it ain't!

    That means you're a peado! :lolwut:
    :rofl:

    Have a look at this

    Anyways, people here in Britain shag under the age of consent. Why can't I be free to jack off to this guy? No harm done... :ninja:
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    :zomg: :zomg: :zomg:

    ******* hell, that scared me.

    I swear to God, he looks like a rapist/paedophile/murderer etc etc.

    God Almighty...
    This is revenge for the Bieber comment isn't it! :sigh: And just for that...I'll add another photo....

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SgD9gx5cBv...RaoulBova7.jpg

    ^ My habibi.... oh if only. :yep:
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    No, he just doesn't do it for me.

    Urgh.


    Fair enough loool personally preface its a good job we don’t all have the same tastes otherwise there would be a lot of single people lol
 
 
 
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