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    You look normal with awsome blue eyes, but the internet is the worst place to ask this question >.>
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    (Original post by JAZZA007)
    Hello

    http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx27/u24jh9/

    All opinions (be honest) wanted.

    Thank You
    I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with only an obese woman's queef as my air supply just to smell the fart of the guy who used to sit next to you on the bus to school.
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    (Original post by MC armani)
    I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with only an obese woman's queef as my air supply just to smell the fart of the guy who used to sit next to you on the bus to school.
    What does that even mean?
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    (Original post by JAZZA007)
    What does that even mean?
    Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armour. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelic smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious, your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all.
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    (Original post by MC armani)
    Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armour. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelic smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious, your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all.
    Not a woman. I'm a man
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    As much as i would love to troll you right now. I just cant mess with someones self-esteem.
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    (Original post by JAZZA007)
    Not a woman. I'm a man
    Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.

    Let me tell you a story. Few years ago, I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.

    Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

    Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room??" She look at me and begin to tell story.

    There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

    I tell her I don't give a ****. "Stop the water trickling or give me refund." She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.

    Such was life in Soviet Russia...now you understand??
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    (Original post by MC armani)
    Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.

    Let me tell you a story. Few years ago, I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.

    Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

    Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room??" She look at me and begin to tell story.

    There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

    I tell her I don't give a ****. "Stop the water trickling or give me refund." She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.

    Such was life in Soviet Russia...now you understand??
    No- i still don't understand-why do you talk in metaphors?
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    take some caffeine dude. look like you just got out of bed. oh and get to the barbers son. whats with that barnet?
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    Aw of course not! What makes you think that?
 
 
 
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