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    (Original post by Bazlehman)
    Panda Pops are the blood of Christ.
    This
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    It is not dangerous to use a mobile phone at the petrol station.

    Bats aren't blind, they actually have average eyesight.

    Humans and apes never evolved from monkeys. We evolved from a common ancester.

    You cannot see the great wall of china from the moon.

    Shaving your hair doesn't make it darker or thicker.

    Sugar doesn't make you hyperactive.

    A goldfish's memory is not only 3 seconds long.

    Thomas edison didn't invent the light bulb. (neither did swan)
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    (Original post by jolteon)
    precisely quoted from the demotivator. nice. hahahaha.
    Nah, omg-facts.com. :sly: I've read most of your blog and have no idea wth hitmonlee manmauve is....or most of the terminology used, for that matter. :dunce: Pretty funny blog though.


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    I've not read any yet, but my guess is that a considerable number of them are wrong in some way or another.
    I'll edit in a few minutes and see if my evaluation was correct.


    EDIT: Actually this thread passes my test, I can't see much wrong with most of the facts on ehre. The one which really stood out, as always, is the duck quack echoing. There's no reason for it not to echo - it's just that ducks don't tend to be near areas which give strong echoes.
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    (Original post by Ladipidoo)
    Nah, omg-facts.com. :sly: I've read most of your blog and have no idea wth hitmonlee manmauve is....or most of the terminology used, for that matter. :dunce: Pretty funny blog though.


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    well it is very specialist and the manual takes more than one read to truly and philosophically grasp. the truth is that no one may ever truly comprehend the depth and scope of the close battles quarter book of mooves, but it has saved my life more than once and i guarantee to all my brothers out there, it can save yours too.

    i could perhaps explain however that the hitmonlee manoover is when you high dodge an incoming attack and turn that dodge into a flying kick to your opponent's vulnerable spot of your choosing. it's also known as the hitmonlee gambit due to the ease of defusing it through use of the hitmonchan counter strike.
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    (Original post by jolteon)
    well it is very specialist and the manual takes more than one read to truly and philosophically grasp. the truth is that no one may ever truly comprehend the depth and scope of the close battles quarter book of mooves, but it has saved my life more than once and i guarantee to all my brothers out there, it can save yours too.

    i could perhaps explain however that the hitmonlee manoover is when you high dodge an incoming attack and turn that dodge into a flying kick to your opponent's vulnerable spot of your choosing. it's also known as the hitmonlee gambit due to the ease of defusing it through use of the hitmonchan counter strike.
    Ahaha, nicely worded.

    I see! I don't think I'll be using it much since flying kicks really aren't my forte. :boxing: But I'll keep the tip in mind if its ever needed. :borat:
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    (Original post by Ladipidoo)
    Ahaha, nicely worded.

    I see! I don't think I'll be using it much since flying kicks really aren't my forte. :boxing: But I'll keep the tip in mind if its ever needed. :borat:
    as a responsible adult i would strongly advise attending a kung fu or jujitsu club first as they may teach you some fighting styles that do not require you to jump onto your head and spin your legs at the speed of a galaxy's rotation in order to win. unless you have no need for your neck OR a method of self defence that works. ha.
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    Sealand is the smallest country in the world.
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    get some acetone [hardware store - go there, seriously, some great ****ing stuff man]

    mix 50 parts bleach, 1 part acetone
    [keep it cool or wear a mask]

    leave for a while
    pour away solution but keep the white **** at the bottom
    utilise separation funnel

    chloroform baby! hey auntie, why dont ya come here a moment. i has an itch you could GET RAPED BY.
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    (Original post by jolteon)
    as a responsible adult i would strongly advise attending a kung fu or jujitsu club first as they may teach you some fighting styles that do not require you to jump onto your head and spin your legs at the speed of a galaxy's rotation in order to win. unless you have no need for your neck OR a method of self defence that works. ha.
    I actually wanted to attend a judo club but that idea has been completely thrown out of the window. :facepalm2: Maybe I should join next year so it'll help me beat my next victim. :fight:
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    If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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    (Original post by Law123mus)
    If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
    newborns cannot walk i think that is probably a bit silly.
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    (Original post by jolteon)
    newborns cannot walk i think that is probably a bit silly.
    Well obviously. However if they were to go past you by walking or another means of transportation then it wouldn't end in your life time.
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    so you want to stab and kill someone?

    go for the throat instead [subclavian artery severed = roughly the same time as stabbing the heart, but much easier to attack = death in about 4 seconds]
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    (Original post by jolteon)
    so you want to stab and kill someone?

    go for the throat instead [subclavian artery severed = roughly the same time as stabbing the heart, but much easier to attack = death in about 4 seconds]
    A fairbairn skyes fighting knife, aka commando dagger:


    EDIT: I do not condone murder:P
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    (Original post by Law123mus)
    A fairbairn skyes fighting knife, aka commando dagger:


    EDIT: I do not condone murder:P
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    In a deck of cards, the King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache :hat:

    You can tell the sex of a turtle by the sound it makes, a male grunts, a female hisses.
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    (Original post by jolteon)
    can't be arsed to stop for other people in the lift? press the door close button and the floor you want simultaneously - you will go directly to that floor without interruption. this function is de facto reserved for the emergency services, but no one can touch you for using it.
    This could really piss off a few people, if true.
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    (Original post by Fusion)
    This could really piss off a few people, if true.
    ;D
 
 
 
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