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    Make hamsters intelligent.
    Multiply their size by 1000
    Watch as they run around the terrorising us
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    Use a sort of self replicating machine to replicate organic matter i.e. Justin Bieber, replicate him 50 billion times and order all the Justin Biebers' to simultaneously sing at a high pitch

    The result would be mass suicide and homocides by people in order to not hear his voice, pity murders to save others from Justin Bieber, spontaneous and random rage killings as people are generally juts pissed off from hearing his voice everywhere - If this were employed in say June 2018, it would take around 4 months for the ensuing suicides and murders' to sufficiently kill off the human race

    the Justin Bieber fangirls would last longer ofc as they love him but even they, would succumb to the torture eventually and self destruct
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    Infertility jabs for babies
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    (Original post by Liquidus Zeromus)
    I'd modify the Large Hardon Collider to create a black hole massive enough to engulf the planet. :gah:

    Hard-on
    Collider - deliberate wordplay or Freudian slip? Seems to me like you have hardons on the mind
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    Inject Aids on everyone
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    100 WAGBOs

    That will be the fall of the human race.
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    Create the world's longest human centipede connected via the gastric system.

    We start by cutting the ligaments of the knee caps....
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    a) you're doing it wrong
    b) the virus would definitely evolve in the time it was present, unless you engineered it to make exact copies and zero chance for mutation
    Is a referring to organ failure and painless being incompatible? I'll admit depending on how the body shuts down it won't be pleasant. So how about a sudden lose of consciousness followed by the heart stopping?

    for B. How can you be so sure a bacterium or virus would be able to cross the species barrier in a short amount of time? Many diseases are species specific, or at least specific to that genus/family. It might be that it affects other primates, but jumping to say livestock, pets etc, plenty of diseases can't, no reason to think this theoretical one could.

    Hmmm biological warfare is complicated....I'd say rain down neutron bombs but I suppose many would be needed...
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    (Original post by PianoKeys4)
    Sounds good. When can we start?
    We will start soon...very..very soon....Muahahahahha
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    (Original post by midpikyrozziy)

    Hard-on
    Collider - deliberate wordplay or Freudian slip? Seems to me like you have hardons on the mind
    xD I lol'ed

    The scientists at CERN could develop 'the nuclear hard on', a massive nuclear bomb that coincidentally resembles something phallic, nuke the world.
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    (Original post by joey11223)
    Is a referring to organ failure and painless being incompatible? I'll admit depending on how the body shuts down it won't be pleasant. So how about a sudden lose of consciousness followed by the heart stopping?

    for B. How can you be so sure a bacterium or virus would be able to cross the species barrier in a short amount of time? Many diseases are species specific, or at least specific to that genus/family. It might be that it affects other primates, but jumping to say livestock, pets etc, plenty of diseases can't, no reason to think this theoretical one could.

    Hmmm biological warfare is complicated....I'd say rain down neutron bombs but I suppose many would be needed...
    no, i meant why make it painless? you're killing over 6 billion people. no point tying to be moral about it.
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    no, i meant why make it painless? you're killing over 6 billion people. no point tying to be moral about it.

    Well I don't want to destroy the human race, if for some reason it was necessary, say for some reason the radiation and heat output from our Sun went through the roof and we had no means to escape the plant...I'd prefer there wasn't needless suffering.
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    Drop a nuke on Pyongyang, Beijing, Tehran and Tel Aviv. Fix yourself a nice long drink, sit back and enjoy the show.

    Besides that, I'm sure there's something on Troll Science which would fit the bill.
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    Either:

    1) Turn all water to deuterium.

    2) Give ants human level of intelligence, fear and greed.
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    Create a chemical which destroys the mitochondria in your body, then place this chemical in pineapples. Organise 'eat a pineapple' day, then sit back and watch.
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    By killing ****ing Madagascar first.

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    (Original post by lukejoshjedi)
    xD I lol'ed

    The scientists at CERN could develop 'the nuclear hard on', a massive nuclear bomb that coincidentally resembles something phallic, nuke the world.
    Sounds ideal!
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    Convince the world theres no such thing as global warming so noone tries to slow it down....

    Turn all water into popcorn seeds including all the water in our bodies....

    then as the world heats up.....

    watch everyone POP INTO AN OBLIVION!!! mwahahahahahahaha
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