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    (Original post by markberry91)
    Why were your hands red?
    He likes playing sado games with his little beast.:rolleyes:
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    red handed?

    doing it wrong.
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    slow down bruh or use lube.
    The voice of experience spoked. :shifty:
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    No but my mother has knocked the door on several occasions and once she asked 'Why was the door locked'? I was speechless. I always come prepared i.e I quickly put on my dressing grown and tuck my willy in my boxers, so in that way I look totally normal.
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    (Original post by cttp_ngaf)
    yah I'm always horny when I'm on my period
    Comments liek this is why im still on tsr
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    (Original post by markberry91)
    Hey Boy's do have needs. first thing's first .. Are you fit? 2.... Are you Single? 3) Are you Good in bed? 4) can you give blowjobs?
    Yes. No. Yes and yes.
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    (Original post by BambieWambie)
    Yes. No. Yes and yes.
    You have a boyfriend, oh that wont stop me. I live in Skelmersdale. 20minute drive away from Liverpool. Blow me if you want xx
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    Never have, never will. :creep:
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    I got caught bashing one off to Alan Sugar's autobiography in a public library. True story.
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    I was having phone sex at the same time, not sure if that makes it more or less embarrasing
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    straight after this one time, my mum told me "keep it down, you don't realize how loud you moan, even i can here you"

    that's literally all she said
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    (Original post by Tara I)
    straight after this one time, my mum told me "keep it down, you don't realize how loud you moan, even i can here you"

    that's literally all she said
    Well you know where you got it from, she seems to like moaning as well.
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    you were doing it wrong if your hands were red, thats generally not a good sign
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    Well you know where you got it from, she seems to like moaning as well.
    haha yeah, what concerned me in particular though is the way she said it, i don't think she was the only one

    her room is furthest away from mine, not good.. i pity my brother. he must get no sleep
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    I think the real question here should be:

    Has anybody finished like a pro?
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    (Original post by markberry91)
    You have a boyfriend, oh that wont stop me. I live in Skelmersdale. 20minute drive away from Liverpool. Blow me if you want xx
    Send your **** in the post. Belgravia, london
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    just once, your mam walked it. was awkward for a moment but then she finished me off. The rest was history...

    until you were born 9 months later.
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    (Original post by Tara I)
    straight after this one time, my mum told me "keep it down, you don't realize how loud you moan, even i can here you"

    that's literally all she said
    Your Mum is legend.
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    (Original post by BambieWambie)
    Send your **** in the post. Belgravia, london

    No I wont be doing that. lol. What's it like living in London? I have been to London a few times ( near Big Ben And London Eye). I am considering moving there. The places I have seen in London are impressive.
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    (Original post by markberry91)
    No I wont be doing that. lol. What's it like living in London? I have been to London a few times ( near Big Ben And London Eye). I am considering moving there. The places I have seen in London are impressive.
    Great place to live if you weren't born there. Good luck finding decent cheap accommodation.
 
 
 
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