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    "See You Later, Alligator"
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    (Original post by Fusion)
    "See You Later, Alligator"
    In a while crocodile. :mmm:
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    (Original post by TravelGuru)
    Bless your cotton socks.
    See you later calculator.
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    By Jove, this thread is terrible.
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    Wit to rival Wilde's here I see in this thread. :rolleyes:
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    Thhank you CapN Obvious!
    :borat: Hi5
    Would you like a Blue Peter Badge...?
    Would you like a Cookie...? :cookie:
    WOW (Saarcastlly)
    saying mhmmmmmmmmm.....(then Undermine any statement made before hand)
    Classic Your Mum...

    More will be updated as i Remember! :P
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    (Original post by TravelGuru)
    Sorry, but those are just dreadful. What is witty about any of them? They sound more sarcastic than anything else.
    They're catchphrases from the programme Catchphrase. :sigh:
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    (Original post by kizzz!)
    They're catchphrases from the programme Catchphrase. :sigh:
    i liked it :console:
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    (Original post by Sly Racoon)
    'I’m not a one-trick pony. I’m not a 10-trick pony. I’m a whole field of ponies – and they’re literally all running towards this job.'

    :mmm:
    "Hasta la vista, gravy."
    "Excuse me sir, you look like a sausage connoisseur"

    What. A. Legend.
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    i am not a abused tampon
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    (Original post by lovely_me)
    Wit to rival Wilde's here I see in this thread. :rolleyes:
    With that funny claim, you refute your own claim.
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    'Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.'
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    "I'm not going to dignify that with a response."

    "A 'yes' would suffice" when someone answers the register too extravagantly.
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    Nothing comes to mind but I sometimes say "boom" after I drop a line.
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    Smooth as a cactus.

    (accompanied with a withering look) It only works when someone understands the sarcasm, otherwise they stand there going 'but... cacti aren't smooth.. I don't get it' *facepalm*
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    "Quelle surprise"
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    (Original post by elephantinc)
    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"


    What, lower than quoting tedious, overused catchphrases like a dumbass ****ing parrot?
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    Have a cool yule!

    or

    Mrs Robinson has 4 potatoes but 6 children. How many times must she divide the potato to make sure each of her children recieve an equal portion....Well she should just mash them the stupid *****.
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    'I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel - it turned out to be some git with a torch bringing me more work'
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    *****es be loco (as heard in Cougar Town)

    For Sure (from watching too much F1)
 
 
 
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