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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    Can men even do this?!
    Yes maybe if they're wearing a condom they can.
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    Can men even do this?!
    They have no choice when they find themselves having sex with the once beautiful woman they married who has now let herself go since the pregnancy, breasts pointing south and the vagina hanging like the sleeve of a lizard.
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    (Original post by Panda Vinnie)
    They have no choice when they find themselves having sex with the once beautiful woman they married who has now let herself go since the pregnancy, breasts pointing south and the vagina hanging like the sleeve of a lizard.

    Not all married women let themselves go you know
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    (Original post by Annie72)
    Not all married women let themselves go you know
    :laugh: I know, I was just joking around...it's a reference to an infamous Borat quote.

    I would guess men would fake an orgasm if they're too tired and not in the mood so just want to get it over asap. Or if the wife wants to get pregnant and the husband agrees but secretly doesn't so fakes it before he does the thing that a man has to do to get a woman pregnant :p:
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    Bend the fabric of space and time?
    Or is that just me then?
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    wash their pubes with a bit of shampoo?
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    (Original post by Panda Vinnie)
    :laugh: I know, I was just joking around...it's a reference to an infamous Borat quote.

    I would guess men would fake an orgasm if they're too tired and not in the mood so just want to get it over asap. Or if the wife wants to get pregnant and the husband agrees but secretly doesn't so fakes it before he does the thing that a man has to do to get a woman pregnant :p:
    Wow, this is all getting a bit deep and serious now! But at least I learnt something
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    Beat their meat.
    Buy tissues.
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    Wow, this is all getting a bit deep and serious now! But at least I learnt something
    I got it from Friends :awesome:

    (when Chandler fakes it whilst Monica's insisting on getting pregnant)
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    (Original post by History-Student)
    Cheat on their hand.
    With their other hand.
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    (Original post by Mastermind`)
    wash their pubes with a bit of shampoo?
    I'm not even going to ask. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    I'm not even going to ask. :rolleyes:

    Hey it's still hair at the end of the day!!!:sexface:
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    I'm not even going to ask. :rolleyes:
    The feeling is electric. :sexface: Every cool person should try it at least once.
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    it's got to be masturbate.
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    (Original post by Ice_Queen)

    There are also questions like...
    Who do most people talk to most often?
    Whats the answer to the that one? I have the shampoo of that one and not the conditioner. It's been getting on my nerves ever since.
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    (Original post by Mastermind`)
    The feeling is electric. :sexface: Every cool person should try it at least once.
    I dread to think what a volumising shampoo would do!
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    Tell lies.
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    I dread to think what a volumising shampoo would do!
    Just use ASDA's Heads and Shoulders :adore:
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    Change their underwear.

    I remember this being a question on a radio quiz a few months back and this was the answer!
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    Buy viagra.
 
 
 
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