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    There are some wonderful gems in just about everyone one of the Saturday's songs
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    (Original post by JesusIsMyHomeboy)
    'And I was like, baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhh'.
    Baby, baby, baby nooooooooooooo like...


    You've gone and got me started now!
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    (Original post by JesusIsMyHomeboy)
    'And I was like, baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhh'.
    Your sig made me laugh. Is it me, or did Stuart actually redeem himself in the 'you're fired' aftershow thing? :teehee: I mean, he even brought a little prezzie.
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    Pretty much 90% of all rap songs.

    Oh and,
    I don't care who you are
    where you're from
    what you did
    as long as you love me


    Desperate much!
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    Anything from Anal C*nt, especially their Love Picnic album which was incredibly retarded even by Seth Putnam's standards.
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    That girl's like something off a poster
    That girl is a dime they say
    That girl is the gun to my holster
    She's running through my mind all day

    :lolwut:
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    "Head underwater, now I can't breath."

    Really, you can't? Might want to get that one looked at.

    When love takes over - Kelly Rowland ft. David Guetta.
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    I won't post it all, but:

    Aww ****
    Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty)
    Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck (yeah, shawty)
    But stay on your mother****in toes
    We runnin this, let's go


    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the mother****in boat (boat, yeah)


    I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
    Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
    Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
    You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat
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    "Across the universe and all the other galaxies"
    -Meet Me Halfway (The Black Eyed Peas)

    Since when was the universe a single galaxy?
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    Someone already said it. But
    "I whip my hair back and forth."
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    R. Kelly 'You remind me of my jeep'.
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    (Original post by mathew551)
    Skip to 0:49 if you don't want to hear his pointless monologue.



    Die Antwoord- Enter the Ninja

    I, I, I
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    I'm a ninja, yo
    My life is like a videogame
    I maintain when I'm in the zone
    One player one life on the mic
    I'm in the dark

    Yo, ninja, go

    No ****in around I'm cutting down
    Anyone in my path
    Tryna **** up my game with razor sharp
    Lyrical throw stars
    Killin' my foes like

    Hos! Ska!

    Wild, outta control

    Ninja skop befokte rof taal
    Rough rhymes, tough times
    Met fokkol kos, skraal
    Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
    Straight famine or feast,
    When you're living on the razor edge
    Stay sharp, sharp

    Rolling with the $O$
    High energy
    Never seen zef so fresh
    Uh, when we mic check
    Hi-def flow's flex
    Yo we aren't the messed up
    Not ****ing the best
    We not like the rest
    My style is UFO
    Totally unknown
    You can't **** with my new Zef flow
    I'm hard to miss
    "You can't do this, you can't do that"
    Yo, ****in' who said so?
    I do what I like
    Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
    You can't **** with the chosen one
    I-I-I want the knife
    I'm a Ninja

    Hook x2

    Ninja is poes cool
    But don't **** with my game
    Boy or I'll poes you
    Life is tough
    When I get stuck
    When my time is up
    I push through
    Till I break-break-break
    on through to the other side
    Fantastically poor with faces like a stalker

    Ninja is hardcore
    Been cut so deep, feel no pain
    It's not sore
    Don't ask for kak or
    You'll get what you ask for
    I'm like a wild animal in the corner
    Waiting for the break of dawn
    Trying to get through the night
    Just a man with the will to survive

    My blade swing free
    Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
    This is not a game, boy
    Don't play with me
    I work my light sabre like a wild ****ing savage
    from the dark side danger

    Yin to the yang
    Totally Hi-Tek Ninjas
    Mother****ing big in Japan
    I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
    Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
    Fly-talking, sky-walking
    Like a ninja

    Hook x2

    ****, this is like
    The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
    **** all of you who said I wouldn't make it
    Who said I was a loser
    They said I was a no-one
    They said I was a ****in' psycho
    But look at me now:
    All up on the interweb
    World-wide, 2009
    Futurista
    Enter the ninja
    Yolandi Visser
    DJ Hi-Tek
    Die fokken Antwoord

    What's my name?

    I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I (yo I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    I, I, I (Yo I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I (a mother****in' ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection
    1:49 O.O That song is ****ing hilarious though
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    Timberland- Way I Are

    "Your body ain't Pamela Anderson,
    It's a struggle just to get you in the caravan
    But listen baby girl,
    Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger car,"

    :ahee:

    Always makes me laugh.

    Such daft lyrics... no girl wants to hear that...
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    Nicki Minaj ft Eminem- Roman's Revenge

    Roman! Roman!
    Stop it, stop it!
    You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
    You and this boy Slim Shady!
    What's goin' on?
    They'll lock you away!
    They'll put you in a jail cell!
    I promise!
    Take your mother's warning, Roman
    Pleaaaaaaase
    Back to bed! Run along!
    Let's go! Come on!
    Wash your mouth out with soap, boys :lolwut:
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    http://www.lyricsmania.com/like_a_g6..._movement.html
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    (Forgive me for dragging this song out of whatever hellhole it should have stayed in)

    Avril Lavigne- Girlfriend, excerpts of horribleness

    [Chorus]
    Hey! Hey! You! You!
    I don’t like your girlfriend!
    No way! No way!
    I think you need a new one
    Hey! Hey! You! You!
    I could be your girlfriend
    Hey! Hey! You! You!
    I know that you like me
    No way! No way!
    I know it's not a secret
    Hey! Hey! You! You!
    I want to be your girlfriend
    :banghead:

    [Bridge:]
    She’s, like, so whatever :unimpressed:
    You could do so much better
    I think we should get together now
    And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
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      Cheryl Coles songs. 'too much of anything can make you sick.' tbh sometimes it's not even the lyrics it's the way its sung. The Streets can turn the most mundane of situations and stupidest of lyrics into an art form.
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      The worst lyrics ever have to got to Razorlight - Somewhere else

      "And i met a girl
      she asked me my name
      I told her what it was"

      Seriously WTF!!! :lolwut:
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      Bruce Willis died at the end of sixth sense.....
     
     
     
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